yet again though this time to be emblazoned with
a frantic asterisk he fell victim to haste makes waste
casually he flipped the lid of
the no frills Proctor Silex coffeemaker basket papered he spooned freshground coffee into itbut the lid felljammed
a spoonful against it grounds scattered across the counterSonofabitch
he set the spoon down swept
the mess with the side of his hand into a pile swept them off the counter into
his palm lifted the lidfirmly dumped
them into the basket
eyeballing the maker he believed inanimate things werent
as inanimate as people thought Got anything elseany other tricks up your sleeve
wisely
it
played mute
Shall we get on with this
silence is acquiescence tacit assent
placed a couple more spoonfuls poured
in 10 cups of fresh water
as the machine indicated snapped
the lid in place turned it On
turned it On
its playful little switch glowed RED when turned
On
his shehe heshes his naggers giggledwhispered Wouldnt
it be nice if the women you slept with thatheir
clits glowed likewise when you had aroused them properly Whenya hit the right spot
was hard to resist dialogue with them
Ya mean their G-spot
G-spot
Howstha
Its called the G-spot
An abbreviation
Abbreviation
Were thinkin Gagagaga Gawd spot
he liked it
Sure I agree Im withya An abbreviation
You agree with us
he surprised them on occasion
while the coffee brewed he fed his
cats washed the dishes they ate off cleaned their litterboxes began a load of
laundry
opposite the machines behind him
was a nook where he hung a few coats a raincoat a few shirt and wire hangers
hed been meaning to ditch he didnt care
for them
the pole they hung on was
sketchy hed been meaning to replace it
he decided was going to trash the hangers
in haste he grabbed
a handfulpulled on themhadnt lifted first the clothingpole snapped and the heap the coats tshirts all the wire hangers fell to
the floor around his feet anklesSONofabitch
but then
wire hangers
origamied
bent
themselves into scrawny chickens
clucked
scratched at the
linoleum
exhelling Sonofabitch
frightened them
squawked
hellbent scattered
in
all directions
into all the rooms
he surmisedrealising realeyesed he
was going to have to cornercapture them one at a time his
only saving grace
those in
his hand did not morph
wire hanger chickens
6AMish, Saturday,
10 8. 24
0933, Sunday,
11 8. 24
No comments:
Post a Comment