he wanted to go outsideout from under the cueball lightbulb livingroom fixtureout under the sun into the slight saltbreeze off the ocean

               Comon lets go outside  Bring your drink

It’s a bit chilly, isn’t it?

Put on a layer

she looked puzzled

A sweater sweatshirt another tshirt

Ah. Gotcha.

Great

        Ill meet you outsidewell sit with the sun on our backs

Sun sounds good.

Yes

     as she began down the hall he called after her Takin your drink with me

opened the door

sun flashed him

                 Wha No raincoat  in his head he heard Hur hurhur   the sun

who cajoled who was beyond him

Mel chose a poncho

                     he asked as a Zappaishly as he could Is tha a real poncho I mean  Is tha a real Mexican poncho or is a tha a Sears poncho

gently shook her head side to side

                                     What are you talking about?

continued Zappa  Hmmm  No foolin

    What are you talking about?

she had no clue

he handed her her drink

                             Sun feels good huh

Yes.  What were you talking about?

Zappa

        Lines from the Book of Zappa Bibles got nothing on him anhe was probably as voluminous however one can legitimately say theyre His actual Words

Bible really gives you a hard on.

    You give me a hard on

                             Speaking of which  witch

sipping her Dark and Stormy loved she dug dark rum sputteredalmost choked

                                                                                          catching her breath  Don’t do that?

played innocent  which made no sense

                                      Wha

Which witch.

A Dark an Stormy creature

                              Which witch white or other   wise

    Other. Wise. Or otherwise? Never can tell with you.

Keep you on your toes

You do.

I tell people youre a witch

And they believe you.

Its howya tell it if they do or don

An you’re convincing.

Because its me tellin it

Because you.

Yabetcha

                I was thinkin

Ohmy, you have to do that?

he laughed hardily took a good pull on his straight Myers

                                                               I have to

Otherwise I hurt myself not

she sighed

             Will this be a pearl of wisdom

Pearl

       Istha wha I do

   It’s something, whatever you call it.

Mel  Youre so kind to me 

                             So . .

. . Stop.

          You’ll get infatuated . . . intensely . . draw me into . . .    Later?  she asked she laughed

her laugh like a wind chime

                           You tickle me

You tickle me.

                 What were you thinking?

You know how I dislike football commentators

Dislike with extreme prejudice, yes. You’re the first guyHell only guy Ive ever met who mutes them plays music instead.

Awwsweet I was your first

                              Makes me feel like a virgin

had her drink to her lipsdidnt sip  eyed it eyed him

                                                        Really?

Lets pretend

sipped

          swallowed   We’ll pretend. What about the commentators?

I got a spin a take on comments

                                    Possibly Id listen

    What could possibly make you listen?

I was thinking

                   he paused in case she had something more to say  I was thinking I coud tolerate them   if

What?

          If what?

    If  not football   but porn commentators  commenting on the validity of the seduction varied positions agility flexibility  array of     Wha

                                Yaoughta see your expression

I can feel it.

Didn’t see it cummin

Wasn’t a pearl she chuckled   Rather a pearl necklace.

   Yathink

You?

        Oh I know. 

Good idea

    An idea.

1811,  Reggaefriday,  9  8. 24

1205,  Monday,  19  8. 24

Zappa  Camarillo Brillo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkppN14ugMo  

https://themagickalpath.com/2022/08/07/19-types-of-witchcraft-which-witch-are-you/

Madonna  Feel Like A Virgin  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100