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You know water parks.

Sound pretty sure of yourself

Everybody knows water parks.

Not since my girls were little Long time ago
                                               So Id assume like everything the rides have changed Because the parks have to make like Disney movies   it cant be just kiddiestuff they have to have something to entice the grownups  parents

Thas the way of the world
Grownups parents  arent adults not as we were
Not  as our parents
                         Saft
What do you mean?

Soft
      I like the lilt

O Kay.
I interrupted You were saying you know water parks

Yes.
      The rides today are insane.

 


They’re insane.

You said

Would you like to know?

Not reallybut youd like to say correct
I would.

Pleasure yourself

There’s this ride that you step into a chamber at the top and there’s a dropdoor trapdoor under you. When it opens you fall at least, I’d say, at least forty feet, freefall, then the chute jays out and dumps you into the pool at the bottom of the ride. Actually bottom of a lot of rides.

Whas the ride called
What’s it called?
                       I have no idea.

But it has a name

I’m sure it does.
                   What of it?
I have a name

he chuckled
               Of course you do.
What is it?

The Enema
             A muscular enema
An yaknow whawoud be a great addition to it

he shook his head

Right where the freefall ends jays out  At tha junction

 

Yeah?

Right there have another trapdoor  It opens an the freefall continues to the concrete  But only occasionally I donknow Say everywha random  say tengrand rides
                                              Ticksup the excitement
Disclaimer has to be signed Make it legit
Plenty of water to wash away the gore

   Enema renamed or it can share the name
                                                    Ya Feel Lucky Punk

Leave it to you to darkly spin a kid’s water park.

Noif Im not mistaken
                         You went on the Enema
Kids water park          

Horseshit

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