whats a name

a label

buddy was rambling on about an actor who died of an suspected overdosedrowned in his hot tub

Donknow I don follow actors

Sure you do. You know him.

Ill take your word for it

So what’s his name?

I don know

You do.

         Show. You were still watching television then.   Friends. That guy.

Youre right I do

                 Chandler 

No no, that’s not his name.

Its his name

It isn’t Chandler.

It is

No.

             I got it.  Matthew.  Perry.

Oh  His real name

Well, yeah.

I knew wha I wanted to know about him as Chandler

What do you mean you knew what you wanted to know?

Ill let you work tha out

His bio.

Not interested

Why aren't you interested?

Have my own life  Prefer anonymity

                                          Celebrities athletes influencers  Zero zip interest

Wellshit, you’d think I’d know that about you.

Yad think

So, under no circumstances, you'd want your name to precede you?

No

      Ill give ya an idea  Play a little game with me

Ask me my name

Your name?

Yah

    Awright.  What’s your name?

Wha the fuck you lookin at

 

 

Dig the acronym W T F Y L A

                                 Sounds like a radio station Welcome youre listening to W T F Y  L A  Get some slick intro music VoiceMod Soundboard masking my real voice

                                                             Off an running

Whas up

You’re telling me your name would be Wha the fuck you lookin at?

Yah

Wha the fuck you lookin at?

Yah

       Make a nickname out of tha Youre overly fond of nicknames James Jimmy Matthew Matt Matty

When I meet people I make a point of asking them what name they want to be called I honor tha

Richard

Robert

James

Awfully formal.

Those are the names they said

                                     I dislike cutesy nicknamesHell  I dislike nicknames

1530,  Monday,  24  6. 24

1327, day-between-2-Ts,  26  6. 24