ticked him off

pet peeve

           though a nice pet he didnt have to water and feed every day

whos the adult in the room

                              rather

the fuckin proofreader

its only getting worse

he bound awareness intellect trussed them up with the ability to spell or at least Spell Check

advertisements

one would think that the last place someone would find a spelling error would on advertisements

were they advertising ignorance

were they advertising how fuckin lazy their organisation was

                                                                  100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

he could only begin to imagine the rabbit hole the hoops one would have to endure to have their money restored to him

particularly when 99.99% of humans employed by the company are not available

                                                                                       TALK TO THE HAND  

shorthand TALK TO AI

                         thats been coded to reluctantly bitterly satisfy the 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

ambient spelled A M B I N E T

ancient spelled A N C I N E T

he found those beauts within fifteen minutes of each other on-line

                                                                      not that he was looking

hard to overlook UGLY

                         hed dare anyone to challenge that

rolling chyrons  subtitles

                            they made him want to pukeput out his eyes

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