a thatched scalp

                  not becoming on a redhead the sparseness  the comb-overplease No  Aint fooling a soul 

Whadaya think

they were standing in line to pay for groceries

I was thinkin mebbe youd shut it till we were outside

Yare curious

Yare more

            Ask

Ask him if he blames his mother

Yah If he buys into the mythology

He may not even know theres a myth

Ask

     Ill bet ya money

You have no money

Pretend I do  Ask

Anif hes sensitive

Yare empathetic 

                  Yave dug yourself out of deeper hol . .

. . Thaya put me in

We put you in

               When we saw thatch Moe . . 

. . Thatch Moe 

                Playing off Satchmo Louie Armstrong 

Clever huh 

            We had a side bet youd also pickup on tha Dammit  I wish we had cash Id be cleaningup

The rest of the gang bet  I woudnt

Not all not all 

              The only reason we gathered was tha they herald me to bug you to ask Sandy if he blamed his old lady . .

. . Mother

   Myth

Yes takes two to tango two recessive genetic Mammie an Pappie

Yah So ask Sandy

He busts me in the mouth you guys suffer nothing

Were ah were idea heshes an shehes 

                                          Well feel bad for ya

Fuckin Mariachi . .

. . Where woudyabe without us

   I don know

                 Have always had youse 

Ask

     His name is Sandy

Its not

It is I have a sidebet If only I had real cash  Ooh 

                                                      Ya also wanna ask if he has a sister if shes balding too

Yet another side bet

Nah 

      Just curious 

So ya bettin he blames his Maw

I am

Awright awright goin in

there was some screwup by the cashier an they had to unbag all the groceries and run them again

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Woudya shaddup

Ask awready

he leaned into the gentleman 

                                Excuse me Sandy

the fella leaned away

                       Do I know you, I don’t think I know you, how do you know me? 

SANDY  right on

Shaddup    

   You look familiar  I coudnt say when where  just remembered Sandy

                                                                              Joe

Sandy shook his hand 

                         You don’t look familiar to me. Whatever. 

Youll excuse me Ive got a running bet with my brother-in-law about balding men hes balding who they blame

Blame? 

         Who does your brother-in-law blame?

I don wanna taint your answer 

                                 You tell me who you blame and Ill tell you who he blames

My mother. 

I TOLD YOU 

Hushit

He blames both his parents recessive genes  combinants two combined   a set

It’s his mother.

Thank you  Ill tell him 

                        Thank you

Alright, man.

One other if I may You have a sister

Don’t we all?

I do He does 

               His sister is also balding and she she blames her father not her mother

It’s her mother. Tell him to tell her.

Awright awright 

                  Thank you again

Pretty stupid questions.

You don know my brother-in-law Sandy

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