he recommended when his buddy talked with Angie 

                                                       a woman he met on-linedated once she lives hunredseventy miles off theyve called back an forth for several months once or twice every few weeks on occasion he says shes been suggestive

 

when he says he asks wha

                             

unfortunately it seemed he was unable to keep the ball rollin

                                                                which he characterises as Goofys Gawrsh golly 

Yaoughta be ashamed of yourself

Hey, man, I don’t want to put her off. She’s a nice woman.

Who as you say 

                  Is suggestive

She is.

   he recommended the next time they spoke he ought to imagine her naked Christ juice up your side of the conversation

I don’t want to say anything . . inappropriate. 

Monk 

        Im gonna guess ya havent been slapped by woman

he recoiled  No. Never.

Thas too bad

You’ve been slapped?

Yah Twothree times immediately come to mind If I were to give it some thought maybe another time two  One I provoked so I coud knock the hell out of her boyfriendbreak the tie between us from two earlier fights  The other two began subtly bobbinweavin head an shoulders sketchy  maybe maybenot  Ill say I wasnt surprisedthird one a sixfooter nearly knocked my head off 

                             But tha was a good thing freaked her she hit me as hard as she did  Turned out she was great in the sack too

Jesus.                                        

Nah 

     I dislike idioms but this ones so freakin appropriate  Nothing ventured nothing gained  Or another in your parlance  Ya miss every shot ya don take 

Give me real don give me fake

 

1327,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23

1147,  Thursday,  9  2. 23

Stones  Angie  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVLBF-UKevY

Goofys laugh  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAEthfslsE 

Coldplay  Politik  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOrADSEKb_k