RH

      it was contained within a paleblue circle  limpidblue he thought

the rest of the JUNK email subject Weird 5-second Bedroom Trick Drives Women Wild

OH he adjusted his thinking

                                  limp blue

RH was an acronym for Rock Hard

                                      Jesus

had to wipe tears from his eyesoff his cheeks from laughing so hard RH  Real Hard

the real weird 5-second bedroom trick – not that he looked at the JUNK – was on men

he believed it was conceived and written by women

                                                        turned their vibrators On men

MIGHT GUESS

                  a weird 5-second stretch

OH just OH no acronym  their aching orifice

not jaws chipped teeth

the other real orifice

   which tickled him demonly

                                 he knew far too many funny lesbians who could coo with the best of their sex 

I guess I never met a real man. dude would miss it wasnt a gauntlet tossed down

was akin to him playing a gay man who couldnt be turned switch teams

                                                                               took gals 5-seconds multiplied by a minimal gross 12 X 12 of second-packets before they realised he was lying a Real Gay Guy RGG wouldnt know his way around a woman as he did

RH run by a gaggle of lesbians stuffed to the gills with an outrageous sense of humour

                                                                                                        never did turn his back on his lesbian friends 

1656,  Thursday,  21  12. 23

1023,  Reggaefriday,  22  12. 23

Zappa  Sleep Dirt  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojSrotOZZM

Hank Williams, Jr.  All My Rowdy Friends  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Xt3b1oSn0