Awright awright then let me be patently succinct 

                                                   How many times have you been slapped by a woman

Slapped? What are you talking aboutwhy slapped?

Whawere talkin bout  Your incessant imperiling prudishness

I am not a pru . .

. . I am not a prude I am a human being  David Lynch Elephant Man   You are

I’m not.

Saying not doesnt make it sohow many times ya duck a priest after hearing their footstepstheir Hellos their Whos there echoing through the nave where yave been making out with a girl baby its cold outside Once upon a time church doors were unlocked

his expression Ive lived my whole life in California it doesnt get that cold

   Awright

            How many times have you had a cop rap on your car window with his nightstick or flashlight say Break it up lets move along breaking up you makin out gettin laid in the backseat

Never. That’s against the law.  That’s indecent exposure.

Whas indecent is tha there shouldnt be a law forbidding people from having pleasure in a car Kahrist

                                                                                                            Ever been to Lovers Lane ever makeout at a Drive-In ever on a blanket in the Forest Preserves in a park  Ever screw outdoors

That’s what beds are for.

BEDS

      Not on a couch in a kitchen in a laundryroom On a diningroom table

PRUDE man  A cardcarrying prude

1253,  Reggaefriday,  29  9. 23

1052,  Sunday,  15  10. 23

Elephant Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7bEVnFlds

Big Liebowski  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV_0PzeZRs8