he wandered into her backyarddescending porch steps towards a picnic table on a separate patio that he helped her move because she asked

                            he had her ask again nicely and then again more nicer because he did not want to move itbecause  he was being a prick

she wanted it angled

it fucked with his chi

he said so

Well I live here you don’t.

Yawanna to contend with bad chi interrupted flow   breathe

I think I’ll like how it looks. she evaded his question asif that erased it he was used to that Which is why I’m asking your help.

        If I don’t like it we can move it back.

No were not he thought

                         Well  Youll have to live with it not me

What are you saying?

Youre quick

                Wha am I saying

I think . .

. . You know

   I think you’re saying you won’t be visiting me often.

Cela va sans dire 

It goes without saying.

   Yes Correct

walkingup on the table drink in hand he was pleased he didnt make a polite pour of her 15 year old Redbreast  the crystal tumbler held at least four fortifying ounces  he felt its sensuous innate heatpromise through the glass

she walked up behind himplaced her hand on his back

Still fucks with my chi

I like it.

he took a sip

she sipped Scotch

Something else

Really?

           Really something else?

Yah your new birdfeeder it hung just off to their right You texted me a picture when you hung it

I recall.

In the pic it looked larger than it is  I suppose now thawas for lack of scale

I’d agree, yes, I recall not wanting toshall I say . . risk . including the picnic table in it.

Despite me being able to recognise where you hung it.

I don’t think . . despite.

                           So what else?how’s your Irish? 

Ample thank you  Yare generous

I didn’t pour it. 

No

     But you had it in your cabinet

she nodded graciously

it had been uncracked

Thank you very much

You’re welcome.

   Not so fast doll

                       I may not be

How’s that?

The birdfeeder

she gazed at it  You like it?

I do

Then what?

Ill return to scale so not to leave you in a lurc . .

. . Which you do incessantly.

Gotta keepup

Oh . . not that you’re unlike stoodup aligned dominoes falling over each other.

Aw thank you thawas very nice

And accurate.

An accurate When I go I go

You do.

         So please, what of scale?

   Yes

           Now I understand dick pics

Really?

he laughed

              Really

and took a pleasedpull of the Redbreast

1400,  Reggaefriday,  22  9. 23

1112,  2sday,  26  9. 23