Thas a crazy gift
he turned the
anniversary card in his handopening closing it reading it three times
Its Dads
handwriting
You know it is, saw it on the
package the envelope the card.
Yes I did It is
Of course it is.
Donya think its an odd gift
she laughed gayly
Actually it has history.
The illuminating magnifying glass has history
Yes. You provoked it . .
. . I me I provoked it
Yes.
You joked about it on Valentine’s Day
. .
. . Valentines Day Christ thawas
months ago
Do you recall my
provocation
I do.
Woudya care to enlighten me
Of course.
You remarked to the family
that you didn’t understand why husbands boyfriends gave chocolates to their
lovers, once ingested, forgotten, why didn’t they . . . did you want to run the
ball in from here? I see in your face you remember.
Yes I remember
I asked Why werent they giving their partners the gift
tha keeps on giving Then in my imitable style
an timing I said A vibrator
Almost brought down the
house.
One helluva a collective groan.
Prudes
Perhaps. We’re not in their
bedrooms.
No Thank you
flipping the magnifying glass over
and over in his hand threesixty handle
to handle
So
how does this related to that
You don’t get it?
I don
That’s terribly unlike you.
Yare dragging your fee . .
.
. I’m not, I’m not really.
I’m
relishing the moment.
Thas plenty of relishin babe
I wish you could see your face. Impatient
. . but somewhat humoured.
Humoured
Waitin on the punch line Wheres
your sense of timing
I have no timing, that’s your
forte.
And
And . . the magnifying glass from
your father is a sex aid.
he smiled
then acted like he was playing a snare slapped
a rimshot
505preferred, Monday,
5 6. 23
1818, Thursday,
6 7. 23
Erykah Badu
Rimshot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPo3DEBtUI
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