Theresa the waitress took their orders

he hadnt been to a restaurant in a goodly while and was far more interested in talking with friends who he hadnt seen in years than looking through the menu

one deviated from her usual didnt order the breakfast burrito 

                                                                      so he did 

Theresa one thing please could you ask the kitchen to make the eggs as wet as possible  To understand I usually eat eggs raw

Raw? he could see her stomach flip in her face

Yes thas a tell  Ask the cook to cook them as little as possible 

                                                                  Howbout this refrain  The wetter the better

his galpal sitting beside him rapped him in the ribs 

                                                      You really just say that? 

Theresa straightened up smirked 

                                   The wetter the better.

he yesd Theresa an to his cohort I did  True yah

Oh my God.

Theresa smiled at her He took the words out of my mouth.

Quit girls were talkinbout my eggsjust talkinbout how I like my eggs  Wet

Right. they rolled their eyeslaughed together

the gal across the table was clueless 

                                       What's this all about? 

How I prefer my eggs

Yeah. sarcastically How he likes his eggs.

Ya really gotta say it like tha

So how did you order your eggs?

Wet

Ugh.

I second her ugh.

An neither one of you are eating my burrito

                                             Be grateful I didnt order eggs sunnyside up Theresa  make sure they jiggle when you walk 

they looked at one another

The eggs jiggle while Theresa walks

almost over each other Well . . she certainly has plenty to jiggle had you ordered sunnyside up

She certainly do

                 Though Id hate like hell to tip her in the manner or place Id tip a stripper

OH MY GOD!

Ladies  Churchgoers   Each better hit up the confessional Sunday

noon,  Thursday,  25  5. 23

1939,   Saturday,  27  5. 23