they sat whell he stood his buddy sat outside his place in the sun 

                                                                     Awman I gotta share this with ya I was gobsmacked 

   Gobsmacked. This ought to be something.

Lemme tell yaWOW 

                    So Im at the crosswalk Morro Capistrano heading north . . 

. . Towards river the junior high. 

Yah

     I pressed the call button . .

. . Are you still pressing it three times?

Gotta I dig the Wait Wait Wait has a plaintive beggin quality I cant resist Id like to meet the cogger who was recorded it  Wait Wait Wait  Sumptinelse 

                                  Anyway I return to reading my bookthough quickly spy aheadnote the kids opposite me

Im not reading more than ten seconds when call button beeps Ya have any idea the static illuminated figure has a name

A name?

Yah Hes called Walking Wyatt

Really?

Yah apparently we have a need to name everything anthropomorphise everything if my name was Wyatt Id be offended  So reading I step off the curb to crossimmediately I hear squeals of excited gay laughter . .

. . Gay?

Yah gay  it so enthused I put my finger in the bookhold my place . . 

. . What do you mean gay?

Wha do ya mean wha do I mean

Gay.

it was finally his a turn crook his neck like a chickenstare blink stareblink 

                                                                              Yawanna deduce 

I’m just asking.

   Awright 

               Am I gonna finger my book to looksee if I heard a gay man laughing

No  

     Don think so 

Gay  Happy  A gay man is a homosexual  I refuse to let homosexualsnot tha they did  coopt gay coopt happiness  I heard excited gay happy laughter

Don’t get a bug up your ass I didn’t know what gay meant to you.

I know wha it means to you 

                               So  anyhow  lookinup this teenage junior high girl is on the hustle running across the street  Busty little thing  Braless   Shes jigglin bobbin weavin bouncin swayin a regular Sugar Ray Leonard Christ  Wha a rack on this young girl

As shes runninup on me we make eye contact I yelled Go grrl she screamed YEAH she blew past me her girlfriends were hotfooting it after her though not running as we cross pathsmaking eye contact theyre yelling She’s crazy man A loco Mexican She’s out of her mind

I didnt mind at all

Gottasay she reminded me of Bo Derek running on the beach in 10

   A junior high girl?

A junior high girl

No girls I knew in junior high were built

No  they don make em like tha anymore  

                                           First girl whose tits I ever feltup Julie Lauffner at a basketball game  We were eighth graders

Not me.

   Dude Sucks to be you

1300ishness,  Reggaefriday,  7  4. 23

1047,  Saturday,  8  4. 23

Bo Derek  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enTm4Bd6EcU