coming in through the sliding
glass door from outside where he took a leak why
flush when you can water
AwJesus man
Not something you see every day
pouring coffees he couldnt do two things at once absently he mumbled Huh?
I
said not something yasee every day
distracted pouring cream into his coffee Huh?
Two They usually come in threes
Huh?
There ya go freakin consistent Lemme hold my horses wait on you
he sipped his coffee
Nono not hot
enough, excuse me while I nuke this. he walked over to
the microwave on a separate counter Want me to heat yours?
No thank you Im sure Im good right from the pot
I can heat it.
No thanks Help yourself
he set it to fiftyone seconds
they listened to the microwave HMMM for fiftyone
seconds
BEEP BEEP
BEEP
he took it out
it
was smoking
carefully he sipped it
Ooh That’s hot.
Wanna chill it with more cream
Nah I’d have to nuke it again. It’ll
cool.
It will
he sipped his
As I was
sayin when I came in
You were saying something.
I was But yacant listen an pour coffee at the
same time
I wanted to give you my . undivided
. . attention.
Undivided
Quit Thas crap yareally tryin to give yourself some credit Mebbe yawork on your divided attentiontry two
things at once for which ifyad said yawere
in on a menage a trois Id callya a liar
he briefly tossed his eyes to the
ceiling
Don deignthas crap just an
excuse Yashoud be able listen to someone
while pouring coffee Fuckin extreme
ya ask me
Might suppose no one asked you.
I don wait to be asked when
somethings evident I call balls and
strikes anif I ruffle feathers so be it
Burned two
minutes of my life waitin on you
he smiled Don’t think I’m worth the wait?
Nah
I think I am.
You were saying as you came in.
he was gobsmacked
No shit Ya remembered Thas impressive
Thank you.
Im being facetious
I know you are.
You were saying .
. but before you say did you want some spirit along with your coffee?
Thad be nice Three fingers
Three fingers?
Approximately three ounces
Save me from having to return again and
again according to tha stingy ounce ya pour At the line Know wha Im sayin Like its some kind of chemistry experiment
I ain’t stingy, that’s why the put a
line on the shotglass.
Ill pour Let me liberate you from a task an listenin
at once
pouring two
tumblers As I was saying While outside I urinated on a plant It had multiple leaveslooked like people
stacked sitting shoulder on shoulder on shoulder Golden shower Made me laugh Anas I leaked he enacted the plant asif it anthropomorphised
showering gargling water from a showerhead washing its face armpits chest belly
crotch gargling again Tellin ya Really humoured me
he handed him a tumbler held his up to toast
Heres urine in your
eye
1613, Twosday,
14 2. 23
1128, Day-between-Two-Ts, 15 2.
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