Siamese shed

                 a new phonaesthetic for his list

where tha come from

from his eightynine year old barberthey got talking about pets Ya got a pet

I do, two cats inside and three ferals outdoor.

You like catshuh

No.

    The Siamese are my wife’s. She passed away last year and left them. The three outdoor were my neighbors. He moved to Oregon last year, left them, and they found me.

When my wife said she wanted the cats I said No.

She told me they didn’t shed, and got them anyways.

Might suppose the price we pay to keep our women happy

Perhaps.

          A week in I pointed at the carpet and asked my wife What’s that? What IS that?  She crept up on it slowly, watching it the whole way, then turned, relief painted across her face and said It’s shed.   Shit? I asked   Shed, shed, it’s shed.  Then realised I was playing with her.

Siamese shed

               Say that three times real quick  

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