it was funny

            his buddy didnt find it funny but he wasnt clever half as hequarter as he why was he splitting hairs he wasnt clever but once in a blue moon then he needed acknowledgement because he wasnt sure

Come on  thas funnyself-deprecating

friend didnt like self-deprecationwas touchy

                                               when he knocked all men as pigs friend was butthurt  I’m not.

You are 

         Were piggish one way or another . . 

. . I’m not.

Ya also aint a gift to women

                              Because youve pulled the wool down over a couplefews eyes don fool yourself Not a gift

And you are?

   No 

whenever they got into this ruckusthis Gordians Not friend failed to recall he always thas an absolute another thing tha offended him alwaysalways said No to And you are? 

                                                       learning curve be damned friend was obliviouslacked memory except for his Bruce Springsteen Glory Days tales 

                                                     he was no Ulysses

   No 

       Oink oink oink anhed laugh enjoying the dark scowl on friends face 

Christ ya hold yourself in mighty high esteem  Whas tha like   Whas it like to be peerless

You certainly aint.

No 

   Given my faults if I were a diamond ya coudnt give me away probably why Im easy anyes ya can quote mescrawl my name in black magicmarker on Womens room stalls 

                                                          that flustered him toohe couldnt imagine going into a Womens bathroom because it wasnt a Mens room 

                                            Theyre no cleaner than a guys room man

his expression was choice 

                           women on pedestals in white horse drawn chariots kill dragons for

he enjoyed women who killed their own dragons wondered tha friends dragons looked like 

back to funnywha made friend flinch 

                                        Ya understand our births are zip according to game theory

theyd been talking about the game Go the black an white stones appealed aesthetically he thought he might like to dabble with it but the more he thought the more he recognised it was a zero-sum game a game like chess strategy if he knew one thing about himself anhe knew manymany things he despised strategy planning liked going off halfcocked explained his broken bones and scarsexplained his willingness to die on every hill   

Speak for yourself.

No Im speaking for both of us 

                                Yawerent an immaculate conception rather fumbling in bed an a fuck

riled NO.

Your parents didnt fuck

How dare you?

Mine fucked I like fucking   Wha did your parent do an wha do you do

You’re rudeyou understand how rude you are?

Rude versus prude

                      Take rude every time

1507,  Thursday,  6  10. 22

1159,  Sunday,  9  10. 22

Bruce Springsteen  Glory Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUOgIgLqOQ 

Cream  Tales of Brave Ulysses  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2CCfxiQ5QY