Tell me a story Story
Y yah When we first met your told
me it was IE Storie yah
So it is Y IE i-e i-e i-o
Ya recall there was a farmer
she looked perturbed
He had a dog an Bingo was its
name O
she
didnt smile
which didnt bother him
he
wasnt interested in her
he saw him approach from across
the bar she had a bottle of wine at the
tablehe asked if hed like another drink he did
sitting down he saw StorysStories
expression
What did I miss? his ask wasnt specific
he wasnt going to say
Nothing. StoryStorie said
I ask because you look . . miffed
. troubled?
No.
Coudjustbe her bitchy resting face he started to laughthey didnt Awcomon youve heard thaseentha the chick from
AT&T commercials no expressions cold fish
NO Its funny
Shall we change the subject Sex
Sex? he asked
he looked perturbed
StoryStorie
followed his lead
I
wanna get the three nonos out on the table so we coud either elaborate on them
or go onto other subjects Im the third
wheel here However if yawere to ask Id say
I was the third rail live rail live wire lively wired
Want me to go first
Ill go first
How many people would you saynot
thayave kept count yave known
biblically
Ohfor
Christ’s sake. he muttered
Really? she asked
Yah
An because I asked Ill say first Very few
StoryStorie
I’m not saying, I think you’re
being ridiculous.
Yacoudave saved us this ifya told
me a story We coudave caught Bub up in no
time
You just call me Bub?
I did Im being provocative Seems StoryStorie doesnt wanna play Howbout you
I’m not going to say either.
No Okay Then
Ill close out the sex portion of this conversationthink ifyawanna scorch
politics or religion next
Ive known few women biblically Im not keen on the missionary position
JesusChrist.
Religion next he was enthused
You'll excuse me please, I have to go to the
ladies’ room.
she went to stand he stood
Why are you standing?
When a woman goes to standexcuses
herself gentlemen rise Im unlike your date
standing Thank you. In more ways than . .
.
. Him In many more ways than one
she left
he sat
Whacha got Bub I toldya I aint a good wingman
No you’re not.
1448, ReggaeFriday,
18 2. 22
1134, Monday,
1 8. 22
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