Ohbrotherhe coudnt look away 

                                he thought hed seen it all when Wide World of Sports carried stock cars running around ovals an golf an bowling an billiards thenSHIT poker  Texas Hold ’em 

                                                                            he had not

discovered theres an American Cornhole League pro singles world championships

                                                                                         Fuuck

whos watching a lot of chubby men tossing beanbags professionally

there are sports

there are games

televise checkers  Chinese checkers  shooting marbles

                                                          physical conditioning be damned strength stamina  agility  reflexes

were a bunch of lardasses 

                             The United States of America giving way to An Illiterate Bunch of Lardasses

U S A

I B L   ohshit have to go theretoo much 

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