Peter Doocy pronounced deucey drop a deuce
Awh makes perfect sense now FOX nepotism his father is Steve Doocy FOX and
Friends cohost howd
he know drivel didnt entice him apples don fall far from trees
despite an apple himself he not only fell far from the tree but rolled
down a hill into a creek bobbed along awhile before captured in an eddy wedged
among rocks cool water keeping him fresh
and crisp
he couldntdidnt abide his fathers
politics or racism
however Peter probably recognised
his telegenic father made a good living as FOX talking heads do Peter
isnt a reporter
maybe hes as talented or not not
that his talent would be held up discerned candled like an eggNO boy had an In
Its not whaya know but who ya know
an knowing-Who an determined to stake his
primacy among White House reporters flaunt his babyblonde virility he put his question to Press Secretary Jen
Psaki who inevitably turns
him upside down by his ankles an shakes the change out of his pockets for
herself DHS Secretary
Mayorkas said “We know where those forty-two terrorists are, why isn’t he
saying, ‘We know where those forty-two are -- they’re in jail?’” patience hes warming up bounding back up onto
his feet again a stumbled Inspector
Clouseau a real wisecracker he continues
“What is the president’s priority, would it be stopping potential terrorist
attacks or letting these migrants come in? patience he cautioned patience the infamous Chinese water torture curiously detailed in the late 15th early16th
Century by Italian Hippolytus de Marsiliis NOT
to be taken off scent failing
to recognise it was his blood in the water Deuceyoops! intrepidly steamrolled
forth “But, if, it takes nineteen people to carry out the September Eleventh
attack, what do you think forty-two people on a terrorist watch-list might be
capable of?”
the allusion perhaps
delusion – despite Border Patrol apprehending
them since President Biden took office saay 20 January 2021 – the nineteen terrorists fifteen from Saudi Arabia two from
United Arab Emirates one from Lebanon and one from Egypt plotted in concert that their murderous efforts could be realised
by this significantly greater terrorist-watch-list-contingency without even knowing
if any of the forty-two know each otherhave nefarious connections Hell Timothy McVeigh was a lone wolf an many of Americas Own homegrown white supremacist
terrorists are
which
didnt make him feel all warm and fuzzy
1543, Monday,
2 5. 22
1446, Twosday,
3 5. 22
White House Correspondents’
Dinner https://twitter.com/mattwilstein/status/1520588204373463041
had to listen to Beethovens Opus
132 to get through Deucey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyDs0wb3FAE
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