According to my Maw there wasnt a woman good enough for me out there  he caught the look flash in her face no disguising that 

                 Im tellinya  thaswha she said

Your mother actually said that, no hyperbole?

No My Maw was a prude an she loved to tell people wha to dohow she believed was unimpeachable                                                                                                                              A stalwart fivetwo

little dogbitch attitude

Did you just call your Mom a bitch?

On more than one occasionusually to her face preferred telling her to her face if I coud

You love your mother?

  Deeply She an my old man are my oldest friends I rarely sought their counselasked them bout things I intended to do  but if they guessedsolicited Id hear them out

Did they ever change your mind?

No Hard to change my mind  Ive always researched referenced been objective sought facts  assembled what was true

      Had doozies of arguments with myself

What might your Mom have thought of me?

Youve slept with me  Yare a slut

her voice heavy suddenlyhoarse Would she have called me a slut?

Push came to shove

                     Otherwise shed say She’s one of those girls.

Those girls?

Gold digger

You got gold? 

Got Milk commercial sounded in his head No gold

DAMN.

Swung an missedhuh

Here was hoping.

Yarefunny tickle my funny bone . .

. . Among other bon . .

. . Play me like a xylophone

  Wood?

Yare so keen baby

I think if I wasn’t we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Keen an perceptive

Well, I am sorry I won’t have the opportunity to meet her . . she did very good by you, raised you right.

She did

         I think the very best thing she did for me was teaching me how to cook

Why is that?

Like most things she taught us the crux was to be selfsufficient

                                                                   Me and my siblings are dependable

She was a good mother.

In that regards second to none

                                Though flawed  but human beings are   Wha makes us human

Nobody’s perfect.

Fewer an fewer try

Could you say the best thing she taught you?

Yes

That was quicker than I thought.

I didnt have to thinkreflex

You’re killing me . can’t wait to hear.

She taught me that the quickest way to a womans heart was through her stomach

She did not.

              laughed gayly

I like to think she did thaswha she meant

What she meant?

  Yes  Otherwise Id imagine she meant to put women off because I was too independent  woudnt need them

She misplaced that I might want a woman

Donforget  I said she was a prude

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