he probably held more Awwha the hell than Doans had liver pills not a clue what liver pills did but he knew what codeine did in Vicks Formula 44 cold syrup he got super high off them stripped them from neighbourhood doorknobs as he delivered his paper routebetter than onehunred before neighbours woke and beat him to the punchDAMN

it was a stupefying couple of weeks of junior high school mornings

he was fucking radiant

                       almost otherworldly regarding his perceptions radical opinions

                                                                                            was thinking outside the box 

Doans continues manufacturing product

he continues his

                YES an exaggeration hyperbole hyperhyperbole sounded like a stutterer he washe did as a young boy

fortunately as his lefthandedconfidence grew he was able to shed it before hindergarten children can be cruel

UNfortunately for others he was the eldest child he had no experience in cruelty so when he was confronted with it he had no patience

                  summarily

                              he assaulted it  Go to the principal’s office!

he went straightoff was no slacker

                                    he was on a first name basis with every principal he had

he posed his thoughtful premise

                                  All Im doing is Im fighting the good fight You probably understand your rules and regulations forbid you a heavy hand against playground bullies I meet them in their raw momentviolations fresh  so you ought to keep me in the game they aint going home to tell their parents wha the didNO I have no problem satisfying the price you exact I am accountable I can be terribly effective holding the moral line against immoral actors

Immoral breeds immorality

                             Moral breeds morality

I have no problem with you meting a proportional punishment but stay out of my way I am an agent for Good I got scars to prove it

                NOW ofcourse not in those words but his professed jest could be followed

year after year later walking down a street or in sundry establishments or in businesses he maintained what he knew

albeit his Awwha the hells werent confined to bareknuckles he also used his soppywet brain against belligerent adversaries who had a bug up their ass an thought their titles meant something to him

                                                                                           he was a truthteller 

                                                                                                                  its hard to fire someone for telling the truth and who is able to back it up with evidence

in that stead he was an anal muthafucker

while he couldnt bitchslap coworkers he could expose themhang them out dry  gleefully

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