he was thinking about it

                        he couldnt rememberhe might have been mistaken  but he couldnt remember doing it he was more apt to roll his eyes straightup not averted left or right straightup how hed look if he thought a bird was sizing him up to shit on him

                    the telephone rang

Papa!

Hey baby  Look at you callin the right number

                                                it drove her nuts when she dialed his cell  he might not have it On

I’m getting better at it, when I’m distracted I screw up.

I suppose since you got me its my job now to distract youI LOVE YOU

she had the cutest little hehheh it came up from her toes

                                                           I LOVE YOU TOO.

How are you well

If I was independently wealt . .

. . Id be rich

Yes, you'd be rich, I’d share the spoils with you.  I am well, thank you.  You?

Ive been blessed not churchGawd blessed  with the fortune of good health

You’re funny, yes, you’ve been not churchy blessed, and I'm grateful we seem to share a like disposition . . except for my female problems.

Yes Im sorry to about that

                           A tichebit too much testosterone

Yup, on you, can’t pawn that off on Maw.

Nope  She was beautifully feminine  feline   a jungle cat

Yes, yes she was . . .

Yes

             Time for distraction

Yes.

Air quotes Do you use them an canya remember seeing me do them

You. No.

          I use them to exaggerate facetiousness . . Oh, what a air quotes brilliant idea.

Oh yare terrible

Terribly honesty, like someone we know; can’t leave it up to people who otherwise might think I thought their idea was brilliant.

         No . . you do the eye thing. Sis and I, Maw tipped us off, always watched your eyes, when wed call you out you tried to negate it with a slysmile and Bullshit.

Ya didnt buy it

Not in a long time.

                     Not air quotes, just sharp eye stabs blink and you miss it. Though I suppose if you’ve honed them why waste energy pulling your hands out of your pockets to make quotes; you conserve energy.

Okay Thats what I remember

                                 Thank you for the confirmation

Youbetcha. What brought that up?

Was talking with an acquaintanceyare not familiar with them  anthey said the best air quotes they ever saw was a woman she was a teacher who snapped her arms up from the elbow and hookedjabbed her fingers in the air like claws He said it was the grimmest thing he ever saw

                                                         I called them cruel quotes

Unable to leave well enough alone I embellished

                                                   Told him if I were ever to do quotes Id tie it up in a nifty redribboned exaggerated bundle have recorded fingernails scratching a chalkboard to my phone  theatrically set it down hit play hook the air with my fingers headheight an slowly drag them down near to my chest

Ouch, Papa.

Yah Definitely wouldnt wanna be on the receiving end of that

                                                                  But some real qualityhuh

Physical hyperbole.

Think Zeppelin would record it

after 1650,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  24  11. 21

1643,  Twosday,  30  11. 21

Zeppelin  Dancing Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztKD75J2BM