Sigh
The –gh is silent like silent –b words numb tomb crumb if buried one becomes
Why are you laboring to explain
the pronunciation of sigh?
Because
I wanna to make sure that if I
apply to that market as a bagger nothing
precedes itnothing is silent that theres
nothing they let languish that they should have admitted before I accept a job
A bagger’s a bagger . .
. . Until it aint
For the love of Mike . .
. . For the love of Pete For that
sake for the love of Christ letem all
get into it have a part because it wasnt explained it was withheld during the final
interview and job offer
I'm having a hard time stitching
these vague threads together; what the hell are you talking about?
Im talking concerns I have about
unspecified duties or requirements unidentified during the course of
my application interview and offer
Silent lette . .
. . Particularly silent letters
Back down, getting a little
harsh; what particular silent letters?
One in particular T
A silent t
Tsunami Tchaikovsky
Okay. Good examples. I
understand. But what, however, does that have to do with anything, or anything to
do with performing as a bagger?
DO
I HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC
Apparently I’m dense.
Yare
Careful.
Enlighten me. Filled in the
blank. I haven’t a clue what you’re getting at.
T – bagger Ts silent Or tea-bagger t-e-a better
I aint t-bagging aint tea-bagging Silent t
More.
Whamore ya need
I don’t understand what you mean.
Tea-bagging
No. What’s tea-bagging?
Oh man how is it you arent deadhow is it as old as
yare that ya havent heard of tea-bagging
Maybe . . because . . . I’m
unlike you.
You can say that again
If
tea-bagging I aint doin it for minimum wage
Are you going to tell me?
Ill let you swallow the sip of
beer youre going to take first
Aah, that’s tasty.
Good All swallowed
Swallowed.
So apropos I
couldnt have scripted this
You want to get on with it;
enlighten me?
Indeed Let me take you out of the dark Tea-bag Place ones balls in the mouth of another
Nothanks Not at minimum wage
I’ve . I've never heard of that.
Dontake my word for it look it up on your ever trusty steedyour
smartphone
T-E-A bag gobble gobble
gobble Talkin turkey now
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