:  :  Sp ck mix up.

that was convenient 

                                      Convenience                                                                              

Homo convenience 

he raved against it 

                     screw it was gonna take a shota swing he really disliked abbreviations and acronyms                                                                                                                                        

replying he texted  :  :  Sp ck  spell check? Yare gonna blame the machineyer smartphone huh A built-in fall guy until one day it takes exception and comes after you with a vengeance – or orders another machine to 

the sp ck arose because out of the blue he texted him  :  :  Tiny T’s. We don’t need another Hero.

the only thing in it that added up was Hero

he texted earlier that the film The Hero was available at the library they could pick it up before they stopped for coffee later that day

Tina was auto-corrected to Tiny the machine understood him to use Tiny more frequent

why 

      whos running the fucking show 

why didnt he disable auto-correct and suffer his misspellings

he said he didnt have time to look up proper spellings becau . . 

. . Because its better to be incoherent than spell a word wrong then a queer incorrect word is dropped in

The text wasn’t incoherent; you got it right.

I got your sp ck not wha Tiny referred to

Come on, everyone’s familiar with We don’t need another hero; Tina Turner.

If yare a fan Tiny Ts didnt get me anywhere near the hood ifya don mind the colloquialism Tiny T’s provided me tiny tits 

   Anwhy the fuck would you be writin about tiny tits in the confines of your text

I wouldn’t.

But you didnt read your text before you sent it Yaint no stenographer not onehunredtwenty words a minute

No, I did not.

This aint the first time Ive harped on it I recommend you do Particularly if yare so concerned about misspelling a fucking word Misspelling a word to reliable content and context  Jeesus

You’re upset because you don’t like the technology.

Hmm Lemme think  A technology that makes you look like an asshole

Lighten up, man.

Lighten up 

           Yare the one with a bug up their ass about incorrect spellings Id think if you were youd also be concerned that your text makes sense rather than being Homo convenience

Homo convenience? What’s that?

A moniker yare that 

                      Whatevers convenient flies in this world Its more convenient to throw things away than make things that last a lifetime Planned obsolescence Throw it away so you can buy the next and throw it away too  an next the next anthe next Be a good lil consumer 

                                              Imagine Consumer IDs A chip implanted in your armthey do it to pets  for convenience sakes

An thinkin furthur 

                    Sp ck rolled his eyes as he listened 

                                                          Donroll yer eyes I aint being facetious Six million Jews cant be wrong  Concentration camp tattoos 

                                       So fuckin convenient Donhave to carry a wallet ID creditcard purse Scan me up Scotty allusion to StarTrek Gouge that neat chip out of your arm it flashed around consuming until yare able to staunch the bleeding so you donbleed out then call authorities on your nifty manufactured cohort which aint doin ya any damn favours currently 

That’s dark, man, that’s the dark side; you neglect the good things it provides.

Good things like  convenience right 

                                       The light bright side as yasay is advertised to the hilt aint never ever going anywhere near admitting its dark applications

Man he was frustrated Up to you. You’re just gonna be left behind.

No Incorrect  Im not buying in  Not buying in one is unable to be left behind

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