What the hell’s thatwhat do you have there?

Wha he held up Samsonite luggage in his hand  These   

These?Those. They’re antiques.

Vintage in a wordyes but no matter how old they work They are functional Unlike some things some people

Always so aggressive

                      I wouldnt be caught dead with them.

Thas strong

             Why

Come on man, no styl . .

. . Style Its luggage  When did you cross over into fashion

                                                               Its a box with a handle to carry clothes  Function

You’ll stick out like a sore thumb at the airport.

An I should care why

I know, I know you don’t care, hell, you even carry your luggage.

Ifya cant carry it ya got too much Yaint movin in

People like their choicesI like my choices when I’m away from home, on a trip.

Anya roll like the rest right

Roll?

Roll your overlysized luggage to your car to the airport around the concourse Roll

Yes. Why wouldn’t I?

Not to knock women  if one was a woman  your little wheels go round an round round an round your little wheels are feminising you

                If I had my druthers Id smash all the little wheels scatter ballbearings across the linoleum  suddenly everyones carrying their luggage theyll think twice about wha they pack

Feminising me?   Really?

Yaint the man ya once was Id think youd prefer to remain him as long as possible

You’re nuts.

             Wheels are here to stay . .

. . For those who choose them

                              he started humming I Feel Pretty from West Side Story emphasising I feel pretty and witty and gay when he reached it

Go to hell.

2144,  Twosday,  28  12. 21

1152,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  12. 21

West Side Story  I Feel Pretty  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgHtBxOs4qw

Betty Davis  He Was a Big Freak  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLgZvOtzy0