Well stand back givem room  hes about to fall over

Amazon Fire TV

Hands-free TV with Alexa

So an someone correct me if Im wrong not Amazon not only does Amazon get to listen to it subscribers via Alexa but now it also gets to see them

                         Because theyre too inconvenienced to get up off their ass or reach for the remote to change channels the volume turn it On or Off

Wharya going with this

You know whar Im going

I do we do I want ya to say it out loud so its not just a conversation inside your head with your minions Aint a damn thing we can do about it other than converse with or console you

Converse or console

Yes

Ya left out cajole harrass yes two rs abuse belittle malign

Wha are friends for

                     Not that youd cut us any slack

Nah no  How do I love thee let me count the ways

Tryin to pick a fight with Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Shed have to pick it with me shes not in my weight class

Yare miffed

I am

Because hands-free ought to enable people who . .

. . Are handless  Amputees

                             Convenience is crap we become less by the minute turning into fucking infants that cant do a damn thing for themselves because

                                       I don wanna

Becoming a codger

Perhaps

          But an ablebodied codger    

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