he was infatuated just looking at him said so  he was soo addicted to his dating apps

was running three

enamoured

looking over his shoulder Seems like an awful lot of pictures of women stacked up in your phone man

Yeah, I have trouble discounting them . disappearing them.

Because why

I don’t want to hurt their feelings.

Awsweet  Ill assume women disappear youswipe left right punch a button

                                                                               Ya really think theyre thinking of your feelings Nah theyre not interested Why gum up your works with extraneous images and text

Well, I’m sure you can imagine that women have to be more selective, more careful; there’s probably lots of weird guys on dating apps.

Probably a lot of weird women too he refused to parse differences between men and women one was like the other

the more he talked up his apps revealing back and forths with unknown women he heard his name repeatedly coming up called him Brolaw brother-in-law

Excuse meif I could suggest

                              Quit talking about metalk about yourself Yare supposed to be selling yourself 

he looked downshifted his feet looked up left

                                                Man, if I don’t talk about you I won’t have anything to say.

he sighedhumoured himself Ever try interesting any in a menage a trois

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