23.8.21

Agent 69

he texted her to thank her for sharing the YouTube clips of the 48 Hour Film Project her daughter and her daughters boyfriend made
                  And to thank them as well
  :  :  Soitenly.
Just watching a big ol blue jay in the crabapple tree outside my bedroom window. They are so beautiful, but nasty as hell.

  :  :  Like big ol’ entitled white men

he stoodup from his desk crossed the hall to the bathroom relieved himself then followed one of his cats into the kitchen she wanted some kibble they blew through their breakfast to be fair he was trying to determine what was money on so they didnt free graze didnt need fatty cats jumping up onto his bed in the morning and then curiously always jumping on his bladder
                   Coffee ah    he hadnt made coffee yet


returning to his desk the cellphone he found she replied earlier  :  :  I couldn’t have said it any better.

  :  :  Sorry about that, Chief (said Maxwell) was making coffee . . .   ; )

  :  :  I thought you took off with Agent 99

  :  :  I did, she stumbled, broke a stiletto heel, helped her up off the sidewalk, she’s lopsided, I demoted her, she’s Agent 69

  :  :  You bad. You very very bad.

  :  :  Hey, whawould you call a lopsided Agent 99 – I’m just saying

  :  :  I’ll give it to you. Agent 69. Lopsided.

  :  :  Okay, okay . . I didn’t think it was much of a reach – kinda like the distance between my mind and the Holy gutter

  :  :  Some things never change.
I am thankful for that.

  :  :  I am as constant as the North Star (watching everything circle under its belly, a little known fact – its belly is ticklish) . .  you still take the teasing well

  :  :  Great Joni Mitchell song: a case of you
“I am as constant as a northern star. And I said, Constantly in the darkness, Where’s that at?

  :  :  A Case of You – I’ll check it out

her daughter arrived to pick her up it was their Sunday :  : Chit chat later

  :  :  Chit chat later
                       who did that any more
probably not since chaffed chads in Florida who was governor chucked the election à la Supreme Court to Bushwhacker

one only had to look at him to recognise he was a woodhead dummy waiting to be sat on various ventriloquists laps like a libidinous drunk girl at an unhooked Christmas office party
he ought to know
                     he was never far from the Holy gutter

1215,  Sunday,  22  8. 21
Maxwell Smart and Agent 99  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vhwk3ReAzs
Joni Mitchell  A Case of You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuaZcylk_o 

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