3.6.21

 

theyd been beating this like a dead horse for weeksnever did get the nuance of the old adage why would anybody beat a dead horse

theyd been beating this like a dead platypus

beating it like a dead whalelike a dead snake had to get off mammals

he didnt get it

one of hims cleared their throat 
                                  I know. It’s an idiom.
he wasnt particularly kind to his hims 
                                       Yes idiot I know but why a dead horse

him offered Harder, less likely, to have access to a platypus or whale. Or a snake, snakes are scary, creepy.

How did ya find your way into me  yare excused 
                                                    Futile  
Like beating a dead horse?

Shaddup

 

why they beat like a dead whatnot was his cohorts hed like thatwas recently hungup on cohorts his feeblydefined attitude of vetting

his cohort didnt see anything wrong with the manner he vetted women to possibly date

it was glaring

he got hungup on the act of watching a woman crossing the street at twentyfive feet  Possibly.  Closing to ten feet OhDefinitely.

from the detail of those two descriptors 
                                          his cohort says to him I know this has happened to you . . .

thats a bump on the knee with a physicians rubber mallet a test of reflexes
                                                                               reflectively
because his cohort was who he was
reflectively
            he began shaking his head No and the more he continued talking the more emphatically he shook his headNO

what happened to his cohort rarely happened to him

too many years knowing him had assured him of that tenet

but he continued 
                  I know this has happened to you . . you take a girl out and she’s not into you . . 
                                                                                                      some other words may have followeddriveled out but the crux was enunciated

his cohort was looking at him the entire time


Ya didnt see me shaking my head No 
                                       No Ive no idea wha yare talkin about   
Ive never gone out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with meNEVER he tried hard to be polite but the premise was absurd 
             why take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with you

he asked Why would you take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with youinterested  in you

I hope you recognise the shallowness of your vetting 
                                                       Seems if she looks good  yare interested

Well, yeah, that’s part of it; you’ve admitted physical attraction is necessary.

Necessary 
            Not lock stock and barrel

It’s not lock, stock and barrel . . 
. . Wha percent

Percent?  Looks?

Yah Idguess better than ninety percent

Not ninety percent.

Wha percent

Three-eighths.

Fackya thirtyeight percent Im rounding up

Man, you did that quick.

Quicker than you trying to bury percentages with fractions 
                                                             I asked percentage anya try to obscure it with fractions nine-tenthsnineteen-twentiethstwentynine-thirtieths those are in the realmnot fucking three-eighths  Stop

I’m just sayin . . 
. . STOP shot yer load 
                      Yare vetting is superficialhardly skindeep An lastlyto answer your question  I never went out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with me
   
1535, Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21
1512,  Twosday,  1  6. 21

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