theyd been beating this like a dead
horse for weeksnever did get the nuance of the old adage why would anybody beat a dead horse
theyd been beating this like a
dead platypus
beating it like a dead whalelike a dead snake had to get off mammals
he didnt get it
one of hims cleared their throat
I know. It’s an
idiom.
he wasnt particularly kind to his
hims
Yes idiot I know but why a dead horse
him offered Harder, less likely, to have access to a
platypus or whale. Or a snake, snakes are scary, creepy.
How did ya find your way into me yare excused
Futile
Like
beating a dead horse?
Shaddup
why they beat like a dead
whatnot was his cohorts hed
like thatwas recently hungup on cohorts his feeblydefined
attitude of vetting
his cohort didnt see anything
wrong with the manner he vetted women to possibly date
it was glaring
he got hungup on the act of watching
a woman crossing the street at twentyfive feet
Possibly. Closing to ten feet OhDefinitely.
from the detail of those two descriptors
his cohort says to him I know
this has happened to you . . .
thats a bump on the knee with a
physicians rubber mallet a test of
reflexes
reflectively
because his cohort was who he was
reflectively
he began shaking his head No and the more he continued talking the more
emphatically he shook his headNO
what happened to his cohort
rarely happened to him
too many years knowing him had
assured him of that tenet
but he continued
I know this has
happened to you . . you take a girl out and she’s not into you . .
some other words may have followeddriveled out
but the crux was enunciated
his cohort was looking at him the
entire time
Ya didnt see me shaking
my head No
No Ive no idea wha yare talkin about
Ive never gone out with a girl who
wasnt interested in going out with meNEVER he tried hard to be polite but the premise
was absurd
why take a girl
out who wasnt interested in going out with you
he asked Why would you take a
girl out who wasnt interested in going out with youinterested in you
I hope you recognise the shallowness
of your vetting
Seems if she looks good yare interested
Well, yeah, that’s part of it;
you’ve admitted physical attraction is necessary.
Necessary
Not lock stock and barrel
It’s not lock, stock and barrel .
.
.
. Wha percent
Percent? Looks?
Yah Idguess better than ninety percent
Not ninety percent.
Wha percent
Three-eighths.
Fackya thirtyeight percent Im rounding up
Man, you did that quick.
Quicker than you trying to bury
percentages with fractions
I asked percentage anya try to obscure it with
fractions nine-tenthsnineteen-twentiethstwentynine-thirtieths those are in the realmnot fucking three-eighths Stop
I’m just sayin . .
.
. STOP shot
yer load
Yare vetting
is superficialhardly skindeep An lastlyto
answer your question I never went out with
a girl who wasnt interested in going out with me
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