it was a cosmicComedic setup
anwhen something bigger than you
intervenes its wise to go with the flow
the episode began when he blanked
while spelling gingham
he wrote red and white
gigham top
breezing back editing gigham caught his eye That aint rightis it he knew it wasnt he Googled to confirm
first listing to appear (343,000,000 results -- 0.80
seconds) were Ads
models
in gingham tops or
whatever women prefer to them to be called and his eye droppedManohman
on a ravishing buxom model she had to be
Hispanic Caribbean South American Indianblood all nicelyfolded together making a flakey
delectable pastry strudel appealed to him fruitfilled to bursting he wasnt familiar with flakey
Hispanic pastries
no sooner had he alighted on the
page than Venn walked in behind him not
Sven not Scandinavian Venn as in diagrams notoriously he resorted to Venns bell-curves
graph diagrams x- and y-axes to explain his thinking a thinking which was defined numerically statistically
but he didnt gamble which suggested if statistics were emphatically
his be-all end-all he should have put himself to a test however he was satisfied by overlybroad
quantities not specific details which he believed would denote quality
My
gosh, who the hell is that?
No idea A
gingham n-g model
N-g?
Gingham not gigham which I knew I spelled wrong
And Googling your misspelling she
popped up?
Yare lookin at her
Send that to me.
Send it to you
Yeah, I wouldn’t mind dropping in
on her from time to time.
immediately it occurred to him he ought to gift
him a subscription to Playboy Ah but
Playboy wasnt Playboy of the 50s 60s early 70s no skin mags were today
Send it to you
Yes, please.
he sent it
probably
fake tits he
dislike fake tits fake anything revealed
something about their personality then
the need to flaunt it chilled him
cosmicComedy
frozen pizza
when yare stoned yare stoned
keep things simple
Venn went to offer him two choices
Stop when Im feeding you I don give options I got wha I got Ya donwanna eat I dig Go pizza Easiest
as Venn opened the packaging he
read Rack. Eighteen to twentyone .
.
. . Sounds perfectwha Id expect
Perfect? Perfect? What are you talking about?
RACK he was emphatic Eighteen to twentyone Perfect
he shook his head side to side
like a dumb beast What are you talking
about?
Eighteen years old to twentyone
years old Rack
ruining
yet another implied joke slow on the uptake killed him
What’s eighteen to twentyone
years old?
Really Ya gotta ask
Eighteen to twentyone years old?
Yare killin me ya need to repeat
it
RACKS Eighteen
to twentyone year old racks
Racks?
Jesus
Tits
Tits?
Young tits
Tits? Rack. Ohyeah, I get it.
Ohyeah Anin the meantime tits have aged ten
yearsChrist
I . .
. . Shush I don wanna hear your
I
Venn stood there holding the
emptied box
There’s another way, there’s bake.
Bake
Yeah. Twentyone to twentythree. Bake in a pan or on
a cookie sheet.
Bake sounds older Twentythree
to twentyfive
How old do you think the Shein
USA model was?
Ya kiddin me
What?
Were dancing around about
years rack an pan anyou recall the company the model posed for
and wonder her age
Yeah, so, actually I was
thinking more of her bust and cup size.
No Cant go there
First off theres no scalethe photograph lacks scale
I’d say she ample.
Id say shes fivetwo her figure proportionate Shes not statuesque not an Amazon
I’d say, since you’ve had your
say, probably much taller and bustier; I’d guess thirtysevens, C-cup.
Id say yare dreaming
You saw her ethnicity Hispanics tend to be
smaller So rather than the violence of fixing
her in your mindpulled aparttortured to met your inflated assessment stick to a commonsensical appraisal
I’d say, you don’t know.
Yadoneither
Rack the pizzawoudja
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