Hey, uncle, Dad, check out this photo that popped up my phone this morning; it's pretty cool.

they were seated across and beside him he angled it so they could see it at once

it was a selfie of his nephew at a campsite a glittering lake behind him his beard must have been four inches long a Grizzly Adams shot if ever one was taken

It’s from the summer I spent in Idaho working Forest Service, flyfishing and camping weekends . .

. . When you weren’t at the bar  his father said

Actually, Dad a droll disdain registeringthough not divisive obviously a point of contention obviously a father-son son-father dig the bar was above the lake, above the river that fed the lake.

I never saw your beard that long When did you work in Idaho

Five, five six years ago . . this summer . I think.

Nice beard

Thank you.

Though you know me Im confused

I don’t know you to be confused . . 

. . You don’t know him as well as I do.

I know your Dad to often be confused but I think its the disorientationthe dark to sudden bright that coincides when he pulls his head out of his ass Ostriches aint got nothing on your old man

his nephew laughed

Yare welcome to it if ya like 

                              Notice he aint smilinhumoured He has a hard time laughing at himself

I don’t appreciate being the butt of a joke.

But you wear it so wellhowever if I may returning to the photograph and that itlemme know if Im understanding correctly the photograph self- if you will selfpopulated on your phone

Yes.

I need more than yes 

                       How does that happen

I store my pictures in the iCloud.

Ive heard of it

Your uncle wouldn’t know an iCloud from a rain cloud.

Maybe from a raincloud  but not a fogbank I-Cloud you say

I store, automatically, all my photographs in the Cloud.

So photographs can selfpopulate

A clever feature, I think, that Apple provides its users, if they wish; for me it’s a nice surprise throughout the day to be randomly reminded, see glimpses of times gone by.

You gonna tell your nephew Let bygones be bygones?

Naw thats more in line in vane with you Ya forgetI don 

                                                          he pointed to his skull  My cloud a cloud that cant be hacked cant be corrupted Any given day I see memories

You have to realize your uncle doesn’t own a camera; he doesn’t take pictures.

I do not Never much cared being behind a camera I rather think people who take pictures are doing so because they donwanna be in front of it  like your old man

That’s the second time you've called me an old man . . 

. .Incorrect Ya know better than tryin to put words in my mouth Thats the second time I said your old man as I addressed your son 

                     Unknot yer panties must be uncomfortable to sit on But back to my question the Cloud autopopulates photographs to your phone

Yes, uncle.

Thank you Does it automatically populate video

Yes.

Look . . . Mikey . he gets it!

Nice Life cereal I aint thick  though I think you might both be however more so or more likely to Tommys deficit

Mine? How so uncle?

Your old mans long in the tooth he shifted in his seat again displeased being called old an likely his endearing modesty hes a nice guy wouldnt have him taking nudes of a girlfriend or recording sex acts yaknow for shits and gigglesright

Okay. Tommy smiled a real big oneone of those Cheshire Cat shit-eatin grins Although I'm still not following you.

the old man leaned in but didnt say a word

How long has this technology been available

Nearly ten, yeah, I’d say ten years.

Wow Didnt have a clue  Youve been married five years

Almost six.

So yare home with your wife yare conversing  your phones are on the table because phonesparticular to your age group go everywhere go anywhere with you 

Yeah.

 

             Yah  An your really smartphone populates a porn snippet of an old adventurous girlfriend with your cock in her mouth 

                   I seem to recall the girls you were going out with were girls you knew in high school an correct me if Im wrong  Lisa was a year behind yatwo years Idonknow in high school  a small school

Now a really innarestin kitchen table chat will ensue  Why do you still have that picture on your phone?

 

Tommy didnt say a word 

                         If I may as Im fond of whas good for the goose is good for the gander I cant imagine youd be very happy viewing your wifes porn snippet a vigorous hand job some guy gnawin her pussy 

Porn snipsitinthebud 

Christ                                                                                                                                   

Really userfriendly                                                          

Random population

GPS 

     Devises devising Man look at us Whadaya say  Lets workup some fireworks  

Two words for you Tommy   Deep Learning  I know that much

1600ish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  9  6. 21

1612,  Reggae Friday,  18  6. 21

Mikey, he likes it!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc