Com’on pe . . !  and that in midair 

                                     priceless came out of the mouth of a balding raggedybearded white Muppet  he waltzed out into parking lot trafficstepping in behind a passing pickup and camper his nose stuck in a cellfone  

he didnt look beyond the truckdidnt pay attention or likely did it dawn on him that there might be a vehicle passing on the other side

his Com’on pe . . ! his suddenfright jump straightup lot of good that did him let him return to earth where he left it and get taggedknocked ass over teakettle rolling like a once-bitten jelly donutraspberry-not-strawberry  wobblewobble flat

his pride hurt more than he

the old woman behind the wheel banged her brakesscreeched to a halt not that she was going fast their inertias commingled and he got dumped their weight differential was the difference though facetiously Roleypoley almost outweighed the womans car

from where he was walking he watched the calamity unfold  had Muppet been in the game and not assumed his pedestrianship made him Loom and invulnerable Muppet could have stopped sooner than the woman despite his ostensibly forwardprotruding belly  that considered  it might not have stopped his gut from being taggedhim spinning like lopsided top  though the glance wouldntve hurt the protrusion  it wouldve jiggled like jelly

Ass over teakettle got up enraged and stalked towards the old woman

Whatcha thinkin bout fatty  he said

Muppet stopped and glared at him  That old lady nearly ran me over!

Im a witness  You walked out into traffic with your nose in your cellfone  Came out into traffic right behind that passing truck and camper  utterly oblivious Muppet continued glaring  Obliviousness can buy you oblivion man  But ya got a pass Ya got some scrapes for your ignorance  Yadon want do anything  do ya

That old lady! . .

. . Did you a favour 

                     Count your blessings an walk on 

it wasnt a Mexican standoff

neither were Mexican

I suggest you keep to your obliviousness

Oh you sugges . . 

. . I do

       Go near her  shes obviously upset  anyer little bump and scrapes will be the least of your problems

Yamight wanna take it that Lifes being good to ya in this instance  an that yall learn from your mistake  Because if push comes to shove Ill testify to wha I saw  You struttin yer nose in a fone disregarding conditions

Nobody should have to look out for you man

Aint yall growedup 

Fuck you! 

           he wandered into the parking lot 

he approached old woman  she opened her window  Hes fine maam hes just fine  His mistake  Ill offers ya his apologises for frightening ya 

he stepped back into the diagonal parking between cars off traffic to make sure Muppet got into his vehicle and left

he didnt wannabe the Hand of Gawd  but if push came to shove

1359,  Twosday,  26  1. 21

Joe Walsh  Life’s Been Good  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls