he recited the line “People are treating me as if my vagina’s Pandora’s Box.” 

Damn I wish I wrote that

You wish you wrote that?

You kiddin me its a fantastic line equating a vagina with Pandoras Box Hell as a kid we called girls vaginas boxes Betcha shes got a nice box

he screwed up his facerolled his eyes

                                       Betcha she’s got a nice box? I can’t say I ever thought a girl’s vagina was nice. 

You havent thought a girls pussy was nice

Hell, no.

Yare unbelievable

What?

Man theyre like peaches  Perfect ripe peaches

Yeah. Ripe.

Stop Im talkinbout that perfect peach not too hardnot too soft juicy but not too juicy Though even if it was I wouldnt bitch Id lick my chin

You trying to gross me out?

No Whas to gross you out

You go down on women?

You like women going down on you Like its their sworn dutylike their mammas told them You go down on your man You take him in your mouth and suck him like he was a delicious lollipop

You’re being ridiculous.

Maybe hyperbolic not ridiculous   Answer the question

You’re asking me if I like a woman to give me head?

I am

I do!

      the rapidity of his answerthe exclamationthe enthusiasm was telling  You do

Yes I do.

An youve never given it a thought that a woman would like a man to go down on her  shed get some head as you say Head

Why would I thin . . 

. . Because women are so drastically different from usfrom men Because they dont have a dick that they wouldnt want their pussies sucked and licked and gobbled

                                                Christ man

What a lousy lover youve been

I haven’t had any complains.

Then I donknow wha kind of woman youve slept with 

                                                          Ya get head a lot

No. Not a lot.

 

What?

I didnt say anything

No you didn’t, but you’re expression, the slight shrug of your shoulders . . your eyes, they certainly had something to say.

 

Ya havent wondered why you dont get head a lot

I . . well . I figure they don’t like giving head.

Never occurred to you theres a reciprocation  when you treat a woman like shes a sumptuous banquet shes gonna treat you in kind 

            I know what Im talking about

Yeahwell, I’m not interested in giving a woman head.

Yah Anshe aint interested in giving you head either Maybe the few blow jobs youve gotten were illconceived attempts to have you return the favor An the favor unreturned theyre not so keen to give it a go again  Think   Ya might find the logic in it

Ain’t happening.

Yup It aint 

             Me on the other hand  I gotta be careful I dont suck the marrow out of their bones an kill em  Its a banquet babe an might be not a soul more grateful than me for their hardy participation and affection

Still no matter Head also suggests intelligence anif I refer to you as headless or heedless youll have to forgive me Cant image why such a delicacy doesnt appeal to you

Nevertheless returning to Pandoras Box Unlike the Greeks the Spartans had a high opinion of their women  they wouldnt have assigned the ills and sorrows unleased on the world when Pandora opened the box yet closing it in time to keep Hope  I think she is as badly treated as Eve when regarding her seduction of Adam to take a bite of the apple 

absently tapping his foothe wasnt enjoying the conversationwhat he presumed belittlement

                                                                                                The Spartans were Greek.

Not necessarily Sparta was a city-state governed separate of classical Athens  Not to split hairs but Id call me a Spartan an you a Greek  Were different tribes babe different tribes         

 

1959,  Twosday,  17  11. 20

1303,  Saturday,  21  11. 20

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