they mixed it up politics
culturebut not pop culture they were
clueless unwoke inevitably he drove their conversationhe was
a storyteller the others werent how hard was it to tell a story
so because they wouldnt he drove their yapping he introduced vampires and zombiesrelated a
Canadian movie hed seen called Blood Quantum a crazy take on cowboys and Indians zombified
he related how the Red Crow Indians
scabbed-together a haphazard fortress on their reservation to endure and survive
in the months after the zombie apocalypse a woman is found wandering outside the ramshackle sheet metal walls during
a hunting trip of course shell turn into a zombie and
when she flips she flips while shes alone with a stupid fuck who thought he had
gamewas Gods Gift to women lotsa guys like that
three men realising Romeo is missing
go looking for him and discover her eating him they enter the room from behind her she turns slightlyturns her head over her shoulder in her hand is Gods Gifts cock that she had torn
off before they can put a bullet through
her head she bites the head off the cock chews it opened mouth
MAN OH MAN!
makes sense
they groan asif their cocks were chewed
in that groanmoment he began relating a story he often told a conversation about him and his Maw and
cannibalism she insisted she wouldnt eat
human flesh to survive I’d rather die. of course his reply was Great babe just more for me to eat GROANS
that story never missed a groan
What wouldn’t you eat? his brotherinlaw asked
To date he was thoughtful I dont think Id eat Okie afterbirth though truth be known Ive had a buddys wifes
placenta that she made up in a cheese soufflé grated Comte Gruyere and Parmesan It was tasty Philip
couldnt bring himself to eat it you know
the punchline
they looked at him a trio of
bovines
Really
Really guys
What? What’s the punchline?
Christ Yaint listenin
they shrugged
he cleared his throat I said he waited a couple of beats to see if one of them would say but their
bland expressions said it all it wasnt
coming I said Great babe just more for me to eat
didnt miss a groan
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