his grandchildren two buttonpushing sisters didnt like coming over to his house 

You let spiders live in your house.

I do

Why do you let spiders live in your house?You should kill them.

Kill them  hmm 

                 Ive got a question for you before I answer yours   Okay

Okay.

If yare playing outdoors where spiders live should they kill youshould they kill you for the animus you have for themfor your unpretentious bile and contempt dare I say hatred you exhibit

No. But theyre only bugs.

An yare only humans

Were all eathlingsya understand the term earthlings  living on Earth

If you can so easily kill a bug a spider I can see no reason why you shouldnt be killed as easily

 

You’re not very nice, Grampa.

 

Wha gave you the impression Im nice 

                                         If anything I try hard to be fair  Are you both as bloodthirsty as you say

 

We should go tell our mother.

Your mother My daughter She knows shes lived through it

                                                                 Besides this is my house If you dont like it you dont have to visit See how easy it is to solve your problem     

 

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