there are four round white lightbulbs above his lavatory sink  over the mirror he shaved in

come August hell have lived in the house for eight years

a bulbsecond from the right was burned out when he moved in

his girlfriend didnt complain when she did her makeupher slight makeup in it she was like his wifehis daughters minor touchup  dropdead gorgeous 

                                but then he wouldnt have been interested in a woman who had to put her face on

he only looked in the mirror to help him not cut his throat when he shaved with his grandfathers straight edge razor

when he lived in the cityin Chicago he carried it in his boot his grandfather would have approved 

                                                                                                       but in rural California in a house on top a hill that kids wouldnt climb once a fucking yearonce a fucking yearJAYSUS to Treat or Treat  if he didnt use his grandfathers straight edge to shave thered be no reason to have it 

                                                                                    fucking kids they didnt want to work for candywhen he was a kid hed wrestle an alligator for a full-sized Hershey chocolate bar with almondsFUCK hed wrestle two at once a mindset that played out nicelyhelped him later during menage a troiss 

                                                                                            you learn and earn your worth

he shaved again

                  tired of biting the ends of his moustachescratching his cheekshis throat hairy nuisances and that on top of not having a haircut in ten months he looked like his Buffalo  his Spirit Animal 

he didnt wanna be a dead giveaway 

he looked like a guy who would carry a razor in his boot

a razors supposed to be a surprise

he couldnt entice any action at the bar

they gave him a wide berth

even women shied away

                           though they may have read his zealous confidence that they didnt need wax to get a Brazilian

but  a razor the nethers

                           he could appreciate a reluctance  although he trimmed himself up

being confident in himself didnt translate directly into others having confidence in him

though the Few the Proud werent Marines  they were adventurous women

                                                                                 then there was nothing like having at their pussy and ass and coming away without a pubic teasing his tonsils

                                                                       HERE his mother might have warned Too much information, Joe.  and in his dry-humoured delivery Aw comon Maw Thats priceless

Funny the shit some people will put a price on

1503 or 303pm, he liked the 303,  Day between-Two-Ts,  8  7. 20  &  1540 hrs 

Doors  People Are Strange  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Mz_IqpZX8