14.5.20



his kid brother Jo Jo was a crackuphe couldnt help himselfhe couldnt stop himself from making Jo Jo the butt of his jokes


Jo Jo came into the house when he was a freshman in high school 

Jo was a high-risk baby and had been at the Childrens Home and Aid Society nursery since he was released from the hospital he had been at the Home for a month

his mother was unwed

his father never answered the bell

his mothers parents forced their daughter to put the child up for adoption and because the baby exhibited her physical and likely genetic dispositions not a hot-New-York-second passed before they shed himshed their responsibility and forced their daughter to shed her motherly obligations

he wanted to hear more about Jo Jos worthless family

his mother told him their privacy had to be respected that they were legally entitled to it

Cunts Fuck the law Hidin behind its skirts

he later learned Jo Jos birth family was religious accepting Jo Jo was born would have been an affrontan insult he would have defamed their family


Cunts



Jo Jo had learning disabilities however he proved to be somewhat a savant when it came to music
                                                                                                       music flowed through their home and particularly more so if that were possible when at five months Jo Jo his face bland  unresponsive  unflinching responded to it lit like dry tinder to Iron Butterflys In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida he risked his parents umbrage and played the album on their sweet stereo system rather than continuing to listen to it on his cheap turntable and speakers upstairs in his room
                      as Jo Jos face churned like a lava lamphe kicked free of his swaddling he screamed Its alive!  Dr. Frankensteins infamous cry
                              his mother almost slapped him
almost only because he ducked her swipehe was over getting slapped for being who he was Yacant beat that out of someone  beat they tried 
                            anif his parents couldnt make him take a step back and away the last vestige of control was nothing gonna make him shake in his shoes

The Long and Winding Road apt for him  was a big hit with Jo Jo





he was in visiting from California

his parents thought he might enjoy a Chinese dinner out an he did the Chinese place in his small town went bellyup as far as he was concerned he went two-strikes-an-yer-out with them back to back meals were miserable a miserable accentuated by really wanting Chinese food he returned the uneaten food the following afternoon for his money back  its management insistedwhen he asked if they had a turnover in cooks that the cooks were the same as they always had been
           YahWell maybe their content now slinging slop for uneducated palates who are here only for your All-U-Can-Eat buffet which I wont eat

Lung Fung was the Chinese place they ate at in the Old District near the Kishwaukee River

Jo Jo

What? snide  he must have felt it coming

Whacha thinkin of having for dinner Jo Jo was notorious for ordering the most expensive item on the menu no matter what it was
             which frosted his fanny He aint gonna eat it Make him pay for it his parents said We invited him for dinner. He can have whatever he wants. Or notHorseshit This wouldntve flown when I was a kid  Hes a grown man Just, please, order what you like and leave him alone. Horseshit

I don’t know, I’m looking.

I found something for you

You know what you’re having?

I do But I found this for you

What is it?

he leaned over to Jo Jo and showed him on his menupointed it out

Yeah, but what is it?

I understand the cooks name is Sum When everyones food is ready and it is brought out Sum brings the meal to the table which is extraordinary that a cook ever comes out of the kitchen

Then he asks Who ordered the Chow Sum Ding

You did

And he walks up to you and drops his pants

And you chow Sums ding

he fuckin howled

Jo Jo wasnt amused


Actually it its chicken pork and shrimp vegetables noodles or rice
                                                                      although I gotta tell ya  if Lung Fung could make it workget away with it Id take the name Sum and work here to be fellated get head

Jo Jo wasnt amused he pushed his menu awaymoved six inches furthur down the table away from him

Humourless Jo Jo Youre humourless Givin head doesnt mean in your parlance youre a homo Here all that that would mean was that you preferred Chinese ding I enjoy Chinese Japanese Korean Ooriental not PC pussy

Fuck you, man.

Boys, boys, boys his mother What’s going on at your end of the table?

Nuthin Maw Just discussin the menu


2130,  Monday,  23  12. 19
1420,  Twosday,  12  5. 20
Beatles  The Long and Winding Road  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM        

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