being lefthanded is like a man accommodating a woman living with her  not putting the toilet seat down after urinating – thats an offense – it is not however an offense that after a woman urinates she lifts the toilet seat hmmm XCEPT!  being lefthanded is to accommodate everyone who isnt

                                                           90% of everyone else                                  

You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all the people all the time Abraham Lincoln quoting poet John Lydgate – its always good to know from where adages grow

as a boy painfully aware of being lefthanded because he was physically punished when he refused to change dug in refused to write with his right as a boy he decided he wasnt on the planet to please anyone but himself

when rare occasions warranted it  he conceded but that was a brief concession

he tried to be as selfish as righthanded people were

but he hadnt that inborningrained fuckin hubris

it helped that he didnt seek friends or approval

he was okay

he was okay living by himself

he was okay living by himself than submitting to the tyranny of socialising and its gauntlet – Fuck em

0808,  Reggae Friday,  27  12. 19

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