Dont look now but I think someones following you

he talked to himself  

                    his voice carried in the confined narrow alleyway between brick walls it carried pleasantly  pleasantly like his voice did in the shower but everyone dug their singing voice in the shower

hearing himself he laughed 

                             he said Nobodys following me it carried over his retreating Dont look now but I think someones following you

no one followed him 

                      he had a string of farts he emitted a step at a time over ten feet that he relished

had someone stepped into the alleyway concurrently he would have apologised though only for courtesys sake 

if he was rude though he wasnthe was a product of propriety he would have gleefully stepped to one side or the other letting them pass and enjoyed their side glancetheir evil eye  their unarticulated You pig.

Aaah to be rude on occasion would be liberating    

0814,  Friday,  10  5. 19

1311,  Monday,  13  5. 19

The Low Anthem  Bless Your Tombstone Heart  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6qxJyIKPvE