7.11.18


they usually met once a week for a beer   

a single pint

his brotherinlaw named their gathering a putsch after the Great Munich Beer Hall Putsch that sent Adolf Hitler to prisonsharpened his pencils helped spewdrool Mein Kampf

if he had been a dog rather thanan its debatable  a man  a pound or someone might have recognised the glintthe sliver of black malice in his eye an put him down snarlingsnarl growl



Too badhuh this taproom doesnt serve in steins or tankards drinking horns! Ill have a horn of cold beer shopkeep Fetchindoncha think  a barmaid  her hand wrapped aroundcarrying a horn topped with a large frothy head 

What the fuck are you talking about? 

You kiddin meyou cant see thatthats not appealing to you

Man, something occurs to you and youre off on a dead run. Can't shut you up?

Really Youd want to shut me up A dullard like you . .
. . Hey! . . 
. . Heywha  Shut me up I shine light into your dark corners Im more fuckin entertainin than a barrel of monkeys flinging shit at schoolkids munchin popcorn outside the barred cages bawlinburstin into tears when either they drop their redstriped paperbags or find their buttery popcorn speckled with loose feces or a big fat turd plopped on top

Jesus, man! You wanna pull back, stop the description; My God. 

Visualhuh

Visual? You’re graphic.

Graphic Thank you I shoot for graphic Leaves no doubt in anyones mind

No doubt, that’s an understatement.

Thanks again


You’re welcome he grudgingly admitted  

So, I gotta ask you, you realise that often you tell a joke and it’s only you who laughs at it because your references are so oblique, so . . . so fucking obscure?

You get a good quarter of my jokes

Yah, though usually after you explain them to me.

Theres that but youll admit after I explain them to you you do laugh you HAW! I get it.

A joke shouldn’t be that difficult.


Or maybe the audience ought to be better informed

Some people haven’t that kind of time or interest.

Then Im informing them of things that are transactional in their lives whether they know it or not Besides if only I enjoy the joke then thats plenty for me Blatant ignorance just piques my humoursends me over the moon


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Jinsil – just because I like it  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-N8tQhZ-Gw

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