What are you doing dad  Youre supposed to be shucking it not stabbing it to death
Im trying
Im trying to do what the chef did on that youtube video you shared with me  It aint going well

Youre not doing it right

Iaint

Though Im sure the muthafucker had the starring oyster prepped for him

Hes a chef  You think he . .

. . I think like all executives hes going to be damnsure he looks utterly fantastically transcendentwhich is horseshitwhich unfortunately people gobble up because they believe what they see despite themselves

I think your upset that its not opening . .

. . In the easy manner he showed us

Frankly  Im anxious to see the youtube video that shows how easy it is for a woman YOU CAN TOO! YES YOU CAN!  abort her unwanted fetus  Save oodles and oodles of cash  Because she knows he aint gonna anteup

I dont know its mine

Cut his balls off Eliminate his worry Yet another youtube video   YES YOU CAN!!

Whoa  Howd you jump from oysters to abortions to castration

Really  Really 

          The first two work something out of a really tight spot  The third cuts down on idiocythe exclusion of having to teach sons they dont commit rape

An its made to look effortless

Whether sleight of hand mirrors CG

Yaknow  we cant help but believe our eyes      

An they that proverbial unidentified pronoun THEY  they know that YOU CAN TOO!

Who are they

Sadists cuntsI apologise An bumfucks

Dad  Youre hilarious

Thank you

Do you recognise you always flip to the dark side when you get frustrated

I do

I go to the dark side and try to illuminate itreveal it  I think overall people prefer the light an forget everything is like a coinits other side down not seen and wont be seen unless they bend down an turn it over  But that takes a little effort maybe a little troubleGimme takeout I dont wanna cookwaste my time  As if nourishing ones self is too much   Christ

I like were talking food

An I like you thought to take me to the Asian market so we could score these oysters

Yes  a dozen  So cool you thought to grab four types

Yah I could have got one of each to make up my dozen What a selection  Who thought

Who thoughtI knew  Though you surprised me I thought youd go for a dozen kumamotos

Thought I might too at first  Then I thought Id jump on some Ive never had before seeing these are my belated boithday oysters

They are  What did we get  Remind me

Kumamoto  Willapa Bay  Nisqually  Pacific

The Pacific are the really big ones

They are  That first one nearly gagged me

Dad she touched his unshaven cheek with her palm Youre gonna make some young boy very happy

Thanks sweetheart
You can go to hell

Right behind you Dad Right behind you

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