Youre really stirring your coffee
with a dirty steak knife
Yah
You wanna examine what you just asked
Huh Whaddaya mean examine
What do you think I mean
Ya got me
Thats
gross
Elaborate Whats gross
Whatsgross A dirty steak knife you stirred your coffee with
How is the knife dirty It was my knife from dinner last night
Look at the stuff on it
Stuff
Yeah Stuff
Dirty
You mean remnants of black pepper crushed red pepper dried steak juice blackened burnt slivers of meat from
the barbecue
Yeah
Dirty
Not that it was dropped in the dirt
or in something scabrous
No But you havent washed it
No I havent
Overnight soiled itdirtied it
What I mean to say is that you didnt wash it you could have used a clean spoon
Dirtied a clean spoon from the
drawer from the counter cabinet behind me
Are you drinking from my coffee
cup
No
So youre not drinking coffee from
my coffee cup thats been stirred with the steak knife I used last night and has
laid unsullied on the plate since
Correct
I think your sensibilities or
sensitivities need bracingWhaddaya think Im gonna contract from stirring my
coffee with a knife I used last night
Thats something
I dont know Its unsanitary is all
Unsanitary
Unsanitary For you maybe
Efficient to me
It aint five bullets in a
six-shooter for Russian roulette
Im not saying that
Its
unsightly
Then close your eyes
Besides
nothing wants inside
my body its a cesspool Its a miserable place to go to die
Youre very critical Judgey
All I can say is that I didnt
make mention of stirring my coffee
Efficiency outweighs a lot of
things in my world
Particularly
when no risk is being run
Strange morning
I suppose youll not want coffee
in the morning with me
I think in the future Ill stay in
the livingroom or on the porch and let you serve me
As I was
Yes As you wereas you offered
Ive learned my lesson Wont have
to teach me twice
1254, Monday,
15 8. 16
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