1444,  Saturday,  2  4. 16

                                                        2  4. 16

                                                                divisible by twos 

                                                                       except Saturday

squat fat Saturday sat on its round so very round head
it had to pinch its porcine flanks for Saturday to realise something was laying in the sun in the grass where it sat 

Off my head fatso  2  4. 16 grimaced

Saturdays doltish reply  Huh

when a day replies Huh  fat and slovenly  check your cupboards and fridge

stand up and smell its face pull on its jowls stick your nose in its creases

Smell like anything you had put up or away for a latter dinner

Who invited you

(lethargically)  Huh

You      Who  invited  you

I  go  whar  I  wannt

The hell you do Im sunning its my backyard the last place Id imagine to sprawl close-eyed and have my head sat on

Didnt see ya
Didnt see . .
           then it recognised that Saturdays stub of a head mounted on its fat body could scarcely look left or right

or for that matter down

peripheral existed not in its world
periscopic sight
tunnel vision
it truly went whar it wannted and with the thick hide of a pachyderm or rhino it also went unscathed
plodding
day to day
sucking up sustenance as it went

Huh

Huh is the extent of your observation and vocabulary

Huh . .

     . . Never mind 
Can I help you get to whar youre going
Because you cant stay here

I  go  whar  I  wannt

You said

evidently it did

2  4. 16 stood and eyed the Extreme Cow of Saturday
quickly realising that prodding the beast might only make it dally

a Saturday had gone perverse

all it wanted was to enjoy its day in the warm sun before it had to go to work

the last thing it wanted was to be coerced  provoked

Well then my large incoherent friend(maybe it had a concept for friend) I gotta go  Youll have to excuse me

actually it heard the reply before Saturday said  Theres no excuse for you

No  I suppose not  At least not any more than theres a reason for you to materialize here and now in what had been a placid unremarkable afternoon

You have no matter made it remarkable

Huh

it thought  it spoke too fast regurgitated words too quickly for its dim wits to comprehend
I must take my leave

Take

Go

Ga     Ga  whar

Anywhere 
I must leave you to your own devises

Devises

Yes devises (a monolithic flat unreflective beast) To your own accord

Saturday turned  slowly   warily    side to side 
head tilted down slightly as far as it might
crushing the fresh spring grass under its flat archless feet

Ac cord

Saturday was looking  2  4. 16 imagined  for cords or bungees or what-have-yous

Yes

it rose quickly picked up its Mexican sunning blanket
rubbed the sides of its head feeling for cracks fractures on its skull and not finding any realised Saturday did not squat entirely  Mercifully

perhaps mercy was a latent concept Saturday might understand

it counted its lucky stars this Saturday wasnt its last

itd be sure to keep an eye peeled in the future its learning-curve piqued forevermore aware that its reasoning had been defied and unreasonable was afoot

1444,  Saturday,  2  4. 16