--   Hey                                                                                       

            you wanna watch it

Keep talking about your cellphone like that and youll be damn lucky if it turns itself On when you try and turn it On

If you could read black screen itd say  Fuck you                                                               

You dont turn me On

 

--   Excuse me 

--   You can beg until youre blue in the face and the machine aint gonna pity you excuse you  for shit

Excuse me  aint gonna cut it

--   I was saying  excuse me  to you  As in  Excuse me  What are you talking about

--   Oh

Youre excused

                                          

Talking about

Self evident  isnt it

Arent I

An idiom  You catch more flies with honey than vinegar

You keep mistreating your phone its gonna keep mistreating you

Tit for Tat

--   Tit for tat 

 

 

Its a machine

--   My turn  excuse me  First  the by the by  my names Tat 

Obviously  youre a woman

Are you my Tit

--   Why you rude mo . . .

--   Aahhh

Stop  before you say something thatll let me let you really screw yourself over

--   Let me screw myself over   Really

screw   myself over

--   Youre toeing the edge

 

--   Youre nuts  Impossible

--   No  Im possible

And a motherfucker

Ill fuck her as long as shes got TitsButt   thats beside the point

The point being

 

and listen carefully

Inanimate objects  like animate object as you and I    have feelings too

And if you keep beating up on your cellphone talking badly of her use a coarse breath   well   you need her more than she could possibly ever need you

Shell shut you down with  every  dismal  word  you use against her

Say  you had bags to carry that were too heavy for you  and you wanted to ask for my help  Would you say  now I know you know Im a motherfucker  but thats an aside  your bags are too heavy  Would you tell me Hey motherfucker  hump these bags for me

I dont think so

If you did  probably the best youd get from me is me fucking your bags  punching them full of holes  and still having plenty left for you if brown bag fucking is what turns your crank

The shit Ive seen   I leave doors open to most anything   as long as I dont get hurt while playing

Which aint to say you aint a freak in your own right
                                                                                          on your own terms

I try hard not to judge

--   So  despite that improbable longwinded admission  what Im to take from it is inanimate things have feelings

--   Objects Objects  Not things  Objects

Inanimate Objects have feelings

Guys name their beloved cars after women   and frankly treat them better than women

They talk to em real sweet

Baby this baby that

I heard some guys talking once and really considered going around the bar looking for these women they were obsessed with   Then I overhear all the cooing was about their cars

That I find impossible

From where I sat   I eyeballed the bar

There werent near enough women to go around  and none that matched their fetching descriptions  briefly  it occurred to me  with the few gals holding down the fort it might be a kinda spunaround stood-on-its-head Mormon polygamy gambit

But I dont swing that way

Although theres nothing wrong with several men to a woman in bed

Im purely heterosexual on steroids  Dull

--   I dont have these kinds of conversations

--   I have these conversations

--   So what does that say about you

--   So quick  arent you

Likewise

Without

What does that say about you

--   It says I dont think the animation of the inanimate is worthwhile conversation

--   And I think youd be wrong

--   Wrong 

Thats why its in-

In-

Without

Without animation

As opposed to that which is animated

--   School teacher

But your beautiful when your feathers are ruffled 
I imagine what you must look like fresh-tossed  in bed

Where do you come down  in religion

--   And what does that have to do with anything

--   Please  Humour me

--   Ive read the Bible

--   I have too

Interesting stories

But not something Id take my hat off for

All the great books of religion tell interesting stories

So  I suppose what Im asking is  if youve imbibed the Kool-Aid

Believe

--   I do

--   Fine

--   And this aside  as you said earlier  how does it matter

--   Matter

Perfect analogy

For the grace of Gods breath  I think Genesis   

He formed man of the dust or mud of the ground  He breathed into his nostrils the breath of life  And man became a living soul

His breath animated life

--   Then

you admit there is a difference between the inanimate  and animate

--   Only if you admit

theres a difference between your breath and Gods

There is no difference between mine and His

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