Viktoria walked up behind our
conversation went around and took a stool facing us
then with her lips nearly to her cold frothy pint she asked So whats the hubbub bubs
All the ‘16 Republican presidential
candidates I replied
her abrupt laughter jetting through her nose and mouth blew foam into
our faces
Ohsorry
Sorry Oh so sorry
and wiping a bubbly splash of
her Imperial IPA from her nose and upper lip her chin
with the back of her wrist and sleeve of her bluejean shirt
Candidates
my grrlfriend a good foot taller than
Viktoria said Yes It sounds theres seventeen I think separate candidacies
Candidates
Come on you
two youre sharper than that
These arent called candidacies
Theyre
candid indecencies
but
if you say it fast enough and people arent listen which they dont at least not beyond the breadth of a soundbite theyll come up some latter day and bite them
in the ass
I voted for that chuckleheadthat eidget What the fuck was I thinking
I voted for that chuckleheadthat eidget What the fuck was I thinking
Candid indecencies
laughing I said You come up with that all on your own Vik
laughing she replied No You
talk in your sleep You keep us grrls up after weve
finished you put you away and are trying to grab some shuteye after we finish each other off
Really Viktoria
I thought the deal was when you two go into a clinch and Im asleep youll wake me up so I can watch
I thought the deal was when you two go into a clinch and Im asleep youll wake me up so I can watch
Aw such a disgruntled baby my grrlfriend said as she gently patted
my cheek We would but you need your beauty sleep
Great
Everyones a fuckin comedian
Viktoria finished a long pull at her beer setting her glass down she said through her patent wicked smile Comedians for
candid indecencies
Well grrls
I suppose that puts the next round on me
Yes they laughed then nearly in concert Right out
of the Script as written
You know were all about you
afternoon, Saturday,
25 7. 15
0047, Sunday,
26 7. 15
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