USA TODAY beat him to the punch: All the news you need to know

                                                                                                             but he credited

himself with throwing in the lacking parenthetical: News  according to a micro-processed machine

bit-and-byted empowered and fed with long chains of algorythmically reasoned and blued commands

the Mammys and Pappys to rock n rolled Info

apparently new software programmes  spoonfed stats elements and ingredients  are writing the daily copy

the Word   as revered by the Religious 

                                                                Plop plop Fizz fizz  Oh what a relief it is

not to do shit

take credit for your shitlessness

it reminded him of those corporate mid-level wannabes gnawing on the bones those Overhead cast down to them

for nourishment to wield the axes and hew the workforce to their incentivized singsong motto: Do more with less

and once the heads rolled

                                           they were remarkably disturbed  outraged  then apoplectic that they had exhausted

the necessity of their positions

and in turn were axed

really 

           they really didnt see that coming

so filled with the Kool-Aid 

he supposed

the New York Times article he read revealed the mantra the liberation theme: “Robo-journalism will free

humans to do more reporting and less data processing.” 

how free does someone really have to be? and free to do what?

 

it estimated 90% of News might be algorythmically generated by the mid-2020s

unfortunate to cite 20/20

he thought

                   unless John Q. Public John Doe and the Silent Majority were done reading

because when youre done reading

Youre Done

yet  despite the article

its audaciousness

its inculcated new spin on copywriters

Harry Crews reminding him recently of Tom Wolfes “We are the sum of all our moments”

and thereby firing his attendant thought  or realisation  well have more and more moments amounting to zero  nada

well be less for it

he brusquely turned his attention back to his blog and thought  Let some fuckin machine try to imitate my reasoning

and wrioting

They could hide

but

hed find them

and then

Well

they couldnt run

their Imitation would end there

2006,  Monday,  9  3. 15

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/08/opinion/sunday/if-an-algorithm-wrote-this-how-would-you-even-know.html?_r=0