Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary

taking a cue from Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

                                              Autoerotic asphyxiation: 

                                                                                               that distinct pleasure derived  

with ones pants down around their ankles        jacking off                           

to the Governors of States who decisively played politics 

refusing to extend the ACA                                                                              

for the benefit of their impoverished constituents

                                                                                 as they jerk unbounded by the neck 

from the end of a hemp ropes  -  just off the ground  -  at the foot of their respective State 

Capitol Buildings

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. . . and another

                                                          Dick:

                                                                                              taking the Dick out of Cheney

since signing the Neocon Project for the New American Century in '97 Ive been calling him Dick

he was Dick when assigned the responsibility of vetting who might be an able candidate as the Republican Vice Presidential nominee for Bush                                 

he was a Dick when he couldnt find anyone better qualified than himself                                    and he was a Dick acting as Vice President after the Supreme Court overruled the Election

 

             but Im taking his Dick away                                                                                      

Im taking his Dick away for his flat-headed suds and mealy-mouth on FOXs Hannity 

where he dashed to                                                                                                           

to refute President Obamas reiteration of his new War Policies which he evinced during 

a speech at West Points Commencement

 

if hes looking for it                                                                                                          

Cheney can find it in the ash heap of his refuse                                                    

so copius                                                                                                                                            

he may never find it

 

 

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