Lurch groan  Adams Family butler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKdAtQuuMpQ

Got my attention

                     Why tha

Off Right Wing broadcasting  maybe Lindell

The failed Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate

Tha was a mouthfuljah  possibly

                                      I cant remember which was blowing through stations because I rarely get a chance to be in a household that has access to legacy television

                                                                           Advertising

Hence the Lurch groan

Ya do an awfully good impersonation soft shake of your head  Spot on

I appreciate tha

                   Thank you

Youre welcome

reveling in his head

                       You mentioned advertisements

    Jah  Fantastic

                       They blew my mind

Supplements

               They advertise supplements for everything everyone

Lookin for something for yourself

Nah  Blurb I happened to catch before rolling the station  Jab

                                                                   Jabjab no hook no cross no counterpunch

Jab 

I howled

Howled

Was freakin beside myself

Ya gotta say

Jah

          For eunuchs

 

Eunuchs  Yasaid eunuchs

                                 They still makeem

Still got harems

Do they

Why not advertise

                       Got harem?  Got what you need.

 

    Wha supplement woud a eunuch need

I imagine not wha they might need the keeper of the harem

Whawoud they need

Eunuchs despite clearing his throat down deep the thought the sympathy altered . . . grimaced

    Altered  Jah

managed  Despite . . .  grinned  grin flipped to leer

Jah

    Despite not the playing pieces can still be aroused

                                                              Erections bloom  Saltpeter pills

Take the starch out of the linen

 

Take the starch out of the linen

                                     Whard you hear tha

No  fuckin   idea

                     But ohso perfect

 

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internet down

                    outernetted  inoperable  disappointing   First World problem  fuckin with his qi

he used WORD

no internet

coudnt question spellings had forget the word he was pursuing to make sure

                                                                                  was on page twelvefiftyseven

The New Oxford American Dictionary: Second Edition

emboldened on the top of the page left was Pelvimetry measurement of a pelvis right Pendulous hanging down loosely

         he wasnt looking

was there a more female page

                                    granted

it was his inclination

Pelvimetry

                   could involve menWhy

Pendulous

                   swinging balls scrotum

more applicable to tits

                           he wasnt being sexist    it  just  seemed  geared  feminine

he could be wrong hed bet not  wasnt a gambling man

 

made him wonder what the word was that parked his ass on page twelvefiftyseven

                                                                                            he looked  apparently had randomly flipped to the page and was arrested by Pelvimetry and Pendulous

Really officer I was just lookingwasnt looking to dare he procure pussy

                                                                                procure pussy pro cured pussy didnt sound appealing

though hed eat anything placed before him processed pasteurised pasthiseyes also didnt sound particularly appealing

Officer Woudya let me off with a warning   Pleease

                                                           he knew the Minneapolis Star and Tribune was printing prostitutes names and also naming their prospective humble hardworking their-wives-werent-giving-it-up Johns

My name officer

Gird your loins

    Sue

My old man was bugginstuck around for my birth Had heard Cashs A Boy Named Sue

                                                                                             Why the fuck not

My mother was unconscious under anaesthesia

                                                      Why the fuck not

    He might have missed the boy came after him

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disbelievinglyshook his head

    Would you quit?

Its tha simple I am she is we are

That too. Would you quit with that too.

                                            I know you know the definition refers to several, a group of people. It does not describe you alone, not her alone, not the two of you together.

Ah  but jah it does  You have the premise  Elaborate  Imagine

                                                                        Were polyamorous

No.

Jah

       Separately vigorously sensually we tie ourselves in knotstogether  macramé

You say that, but I don’t understand.

I cant help you with tha

                           Howbout  do ya get Fevered  Boiling   Spattering

No.

Set on fire  Fury

No.

      Not by one’s self.

 

 

 

Nothing more?

 

Nothing?

    . . . the wind cried tacenda

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Hendrix  Wind Cries Mary  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7K5VCCdOEM

Do you prefer stories to fragments

                                     colon A Novel  to a short story

A pensée   Thought or reflection  called his mosaic

 

I haven’t given it a thought.

Woudnt have to think hard

                                One woud appeal over the other

    I coud sell fragment

But I wont

You could, but won’t.

Jah

That makes me curious.

Thought it woud why I said

 

 

Are you going to say?

Youre not thinkin

                     Or at all arya

I’m not.

           Hooked me, reel me in.

Displeased.

I could throw the hook.

    Coud

            Id bet against it

Says the man who doesn’t bet.

                                      All ears.

    Fragments titillate

Wham bam thank you maam

Lets grab a quickie in the back of the car

                                             Sez she to him

Im In

What are you talking about?

My pitch

             Sold

 

You forget wha we were talkin about

Distracted, yeah, ya distracted me.

took a breath been takin lots of breaths recently

                                           Stay the course motherfuckerdidnt waitNovel  Fragment

You said titillating.

No preface no end

                      A sliver of a story you can preface you conclude as you want

Hangin out there like a childs coloured toy balloon heliumfilled  escapes their grasp  a coloured dot drifting growing smaller an smaller

                                    Whered it go

Its still there

Ya just cant see it

Downwind

Altitude gain

    Burst

Which you don know because you cant see it any longer

                                                                But remember what it felt like

Be titillated.

Thought so                                

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Well written noir is easy breezy the language once youre exposed comes to you asif youve spoken it all along  Second nature

                         Music to your ears

I’d agree.

Then youd agree after givin a blow job . . .

Jesus.

    After giving a blow job or not  Shot in the face  Dead    Afterwards youd gargle with Listerine

They wanted to print tha on the bottle but were nixed

No they didn’t.

No they didnt

                  But should have

As astringent as tha last deep thrustheld by the hair ears  gob tha blew past your tonsils   Deposited

Swallow an oyster as to chewing it swallowing it after its chewed

    Listerine cant help retrieve whas byebye youve partaken  Whas gobbed in your gut

Why a blow job?

Im tryin to get past havin to blow a church cherub in order to kneel beside my Maw at communion to receive the host

           Body of Christ   Gob of Gawd

    You’re a sick puppy.

I did it for my Maw

                        Wha woudntya do for your Maw

An youre more beholding to your Maw an Dad than Id ever be to mine

                                                                             Pardon me  A little something a dollop on your chin  Need my handkerchief

Maybe you think a beauty pageant

Cattle call

Moo Moo

Coud make you feel better about yourself

                                                All those mouths artfully highlighted with red lipstick

    A pocket shot container  Listerine

                                             Hero of the day

Yours aint honey buddy

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rotation

rote

family

wrote them letters

his parents wrote back

three sisters did  usually greeting cards

two brothers did  postcards

another brother on occasion

his Irish twin didnt

 

it was his Irish twins turn

 

 

he thought

thought

thought

               what to write

                

 

Got it

three pieces of text paper

on each side he wrote

THIS PAGE IS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

at the bottom of the last page he wrote

                                             love & buzies   Joe

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    . . . modem failure.

Jesus H Christ

                           When

My best guess, it coincided with the power outage your community experienced.

I called not twelve minutes ago an was advised the company its greeting AI Assistant tha it they had no idea when the internet would be rectified

It has been.

    When

Almost twelve minutes ago.

 

Youll excuse me  Thas suspicious

they he an Melanie  troubleshot his modemDEAD

                                                 . . . modem failure.

what were the chances

he wouldnt call it a coincidentdidnt believe in them

                                                        he could allow serendipity

although this was unpleasant

                                   was on a four-month streak writing every day since April Fifteenth

when he paused  he advised those who read him hed be back again on the Fifteenth

                                                                                           this outage screwed the pooch

had no opportunity to outreach

 

We’ll replace the modem.

Youll offset the daily ratio loss but not compensate me beyond it

We’ve identified the problem. We’re sending a new modem.

                                                                  What’s more to compensate?

Pain and Suffering is not the card to play

Apparently disrupting my routine is not to be monetised  credited

                                                                      wondered if being caught letting air out of a tires of the CEOs automobile  limousine  disrupting a critical engagement would not have them pursue reimbursement pursue restitution

Fat   Chance

they might insist it was a criminal act

                                         really fuck him over

Oh  Were sorry  You nobody

the playing field is tilted

try an tilt it in the other direction

                                          Fat   Chance

decks stacked

    Get it through your head.

he was thick

a good thing he could rein in his violent tendencies

 

a game hed love to play

                             Battle Royale with the CEO an the corporate board

    only one person is allowed to emerge from the pit

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It’s 3:07.

Thank you

              Threeohseven is a crookedlookin number  aint it

How so?

Three zero rounded  seven like a togglehook a harpoon barb a fishhook

                                                                              Seven disturbs the three zero

That’s how you look at it?

I do  Threeohsix  Threeoheight

                                    Like baubles soap bubbles tumbling effortlessly before a soft blue breeze

shrugged

            You’re really into time.

I am  On a hustle

                     Busy as a bee working profuse weedflowers in an untouched field

Time

Day

Date

A couple a few bulletpoints  Im gold

                                        Memories of an event a discussion flood back

Im very fortunate

                      Although the ability I believe is uniquely tied to my very long long memory

I dazzle my parents

                       You were, what?two at the time?

You remember back to being two?

My parents said the memory I share withem was from when I was two

                                                                             I presumeem accurate

I was two

You have any idea why?

I do

Pain

     

         I wasnt two years old fell out of bed split my chin on the steel bedframe

Stitches

             Sittin on my Dads lap he pinned my arms with his held my head up an back while the doctor stitched my chin

No anaesthesia

I can still feel the sutures the needle entry exit tug when he knotted the surgical thread

Tha pain threw wide the doors which seem to have vacuumedup the moist leaves scraps agile tenacles reach of my remembrances

 

Thas why I ask you the time an thank you

                                                Youre helpin to contribute to the hoard

Apparently  Im a hoarder

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they were talking about IQs

bummed him out

but boyohboy hasnt met an IQ test he hasnt taken

                                                     hes obsessed    Why do you do tha

You wouldn’t?

I don

If I pulled up an IQ test on my phone you wouldn’t take it?

Got tha right

Why?

If I was somehow tested in schoolwoud have been clandestine because Im unaware an scores were never shared

Im uninterested

Its unimportant

If the mean, if what is average intelligence is, say, onehundredten, you wouldn’t want to know if you are of normal intelligence or excee . .

. . Or not

Ive no interest

Like Popeye  I yam wha I yam

                                    Wha Ive been

You don’t think someone can improve their IQ?

Their intellect

                 No

Their IQ.

Arent they synonymous  mirror each other

It may stand to reason but I do not know for sure.

However you know IQs

Yes I do.

 

So while you were on the telephone earlier with your general contractor I imagined this scenario about you tha Id like to share

About me?

Definitely

              Youre in a hall in a mall  Fun huh

Knocking Tolkien?

Endlessly

               Cellar door my ass

But I digress

I’m in a hall in a mall.

Jah

         As you go up the hall it narrows a while then beyond you can see it begins to flare out again

Have tha setting

I do.

To your left is a smooth undulating uninterrupted wall

    Okay.

To your right is a series of doors like various shops in a mall an you can confirm the mall to look like anything you like Old West High Noon main street  I imagine Amsterdams Redlight district Prostitutes in lighted window displaying their wares backlit  desirable silhouettes

Blatantly spotlighted

I can see that.

I thought you woud

                         Now

Unlike me  Ive passed unseen behind you an continued up the hall to a particular window  door  asked if I coud enter  They agreed   I do

You however at the halls beginning at the first window first door you ask if you can enter  They deny you jerk their thumb down the hall tellya to move along

Anya went window to window door to door like tha many many times

                                                                          I watchedpeeking out of my doorway

I gave ya credit for askin

A few windows doors up from mine ya ask an they agree to let you in

                                                                             Just a few up from mine

Do you have any idea why you were going window to window door to door

I don’t.

laughed roguishly

                     You began at the onehunredthirtyfive IQ

Ambitious

But given my druthers

                              Delusional

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We agree we have four dimensions.

Agree

Spatially, height, width, depth, time.

Without the function of time equations fail

Correct.

               And you’ve heard there are more.

Was it ten

Eleven.  There are eleven dimensions.

                                          But, apparently, we cannot enjoy seven, or know if we are.

Howbout a black fly

A black fly.

It a sense of space tha it artfully erratically breezes through a time element albeit unlike reading the hands on a clock a stopwatch a sense of a passage of time

                                                           Sunrise  Sunset

Woudya give it tha awareness

I would, I agree.

    Then it is not impossible given the extreme difference between us and an aerial insect  tha it may penetrate  enjoy  a dimension we cannot

Improbab . .

. . Babble  You cant say

                             An assumption not presumption based on some sort of knowing or evidence

It is possible

 

It is

Now

          A thought experimen . .

. . Hypothetically.

Jah    Now

               If a black fly enjoys an additional dimension then it is superior to human beings as the number five is superior to four

You think a bug is superior to human beings?

It is my understanding tha a cockroach woud survive a nuclear war but we woud not

                                                                                            Alive versus dead

Methinks alive is superior to deadbut no one knows wha dead is

                                                                         One of the eleven dimensions

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