Awright awright  from your own mouth

                                                  Cobalt blue  Chestnut brown

Elaborate

   Nothing to elaborate. Those are the colors of the male Western Bluebird.

Youve said

                   Now elaborate

What?

Outside the box

What?

Male bluebird

                       Lets talk female

Our conversation usually include paintgraft women

    The female Bluebird is drab

                                     If you were a bird  I can say       Peacock

No.

No you wont

                 I woud

A real dandy

Powdered wig

Dapper clothing

    Wha a bitch youd have been

Seventeentheighteenth Century   Baroque    Rococo

                                                            A piece of work

And you wouldn’t have been?

Fuck no

              Id have been a peasant     Thasaid

                                                         We may yet get a shot at it

Outside the box Blue   Brown

    I don’t know what you want me to say.

You say  Has nothing to do with me

I’ve no idea.

Awright

              Chestnut brown eyes or skin

              Cobalt blue eyes or skin

                                        Id opt skin either colour

A sleek oiled cobaltblueskinned woman

                                                Fuck  

    he was perplexed

Saturday afternoon,  13  6. 26

1504,  Monday,  15  6. 26

I think people ought to do several things a day to stay on top their game.  Builds character.

As opposed to wha

Uum . .

. . A career rote day-in day-out

                                     Gotta eat

No.

       I was thinking along the lines of once someone has . .

. . Been fortunate enough to retire before theyre dead

                                                              Have the means

Sure. Why not?

Like now

            If someones retired they shouldnt be sittin on their asses  take a cooking class text church lady offer themself as a project  Turn me

You have to make it personal?

Do running errands count

Running errands?

Youre constantly running them

Please. 

A project

            Thad be dishonest  Personal

Cant turn a gay straight cant turn an atheist

    You tell me

It wouldn’t be about religion.

You said project earlier

                            Whawoud tha be about

    Can’t believe I have to explain to you.

I think I know

                 I just happen to believe thas not true

Companionship.

                  Female companionship. Being with women makes better men of us.

As I thought

               Regarding your amendment

I thoroughly disagree

You think around women you’re not a better man?dress better, shave more often, use deodorant, cologne.

pointing to his closecropped beard  No

 

No.

No

     Im no different around women than when Im around men

Although men evaporate from sight                                                            

Nothing they have interests me

    So you as you often say  play to the room

                                                     I find tha dishonest

Yaoughta be who you are

I disagree.

Yes you do  Ive seen you in action whard broheim go

                                                Oh  Tralala

Dishonest

I’m not. I have other sides, face . .

. . Facets

             Please

Save tha shit for the woman youre tryin to hoodwink or who will hoodwink you

1852,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

1302,  Monday,  15  6. 26

Who  The Real Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1c3xllo8c

Wha is a begat line

                        Family tree

    Begat.  Does anybody say begat anymore

We were begat  Ducked test tubes

Went right to petri dishes, I V F.

                                    You know that, right?

In Vitro Fertilisation

Whew.  Was an acronym.

One of the rare ones I know

                                Up there with L S D  lysergic acid diethylamide   College chemistry lab

We didnt get caught

    But begat line

                      Really long begat lines

Where did you hear that?

A comedian

                  They were referring to our burgeoning autocratic fascist state

shrugged knowingly

                            I can scarcely believe a line went over your head.

Line over my head

Yeah.  Economic turndown. Inflation up.

Jah  Continue

Harking to the Great Depression.

                                      Bread lines.

Jah

Soup lines, bread lines.

No clearer

Baguette lines, long baguette lines.

Somethings amiss lost in translation

Not  B  E  G  A  T.

                          B  A  G  U  E  T  T  E  lines.

Ooh jah

           Tha had to be explained to me

I may have eaten one part of a sandwich somewherenot tha I woud have ordered it Ive not bought one do you buy them one at a time like a loaf of bread or bundled like rolls

French bread.  Long. Thin.

                                Known for its crisp crust and chewy insides.

I know French bread

                        Thasa baguette

There are also boule, bâtard, brioche, ficelle, Pain de mie.  looked pleased with themself

You said it

              Pain in the ass

Gimme rye with caraway pumpernickel black bread sourdough hearty fare

                                                                                If I want crispy Ill have Premium saltines

    So gauche.

Know tha right on bro

1849,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

1224,  Monday,  15  6. 26

IVF  https://txfertility.com/in-vitro-fertilization-ivf/embryo-culture/

not his

wish it was

comedian Marc Marons

                           intrusive catastrophic thinking

his  tsunamiwhipped custard coils

                                      he gaveup long time ago trying to keep them in checkrambled through leapfrogged over tailgating thoughts sometimes jumbled words in sentences as a dyslexic reads

    custard coil malleable  elastic   stretch-to-fit

                                                      intrusive

might give Maron a run for his money

 

he didnt think either of them were purposefully being outrageous

                                                                           it was their wiring

had lousy electricians

low-bid hired

they werent NASA

hadnt the optics the National approbation  thatthing someone would want to be associated with

    addicts are edgy

                         though not usually cool

girl wasnt bringing one home to Mommy

buddyboy would rather meet them some place other than risk Maw catching a scent

wiring

a reason

an excuse

 

he couldnt speak for Maron

for himself

              never bothered him

helped not to care what others thought

                                          OhChrist! You picking on me again?

                                             Nein  Allowed only one cartoon episode a day

                                                             I’m home free?

                                                              I set you free

1857,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

1008,  Monday,  15  6. 26

Neil Young  Rockin’ in the Free World  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRVCTiCFls

looking at the base of the live oak off the shoulder of the road where he laid the squirrel

                                                                                                thought

Whard he go dead squirrels for some unknown reason were always male to him

thought asked Whya askin mewhy would I have any idea?

Was sharin

Share with someon . .

. . Hold on

               Youre not someonenot meaning to hurt your feelings

    Youre an unpronounced speech bubble led to by smaller bubbles in the cartoon frame of this episode of my life

I was including you as I said   Sharing

You trying to minimise me?

No

Wouldn’t be smart.

                         You, often, share with me.

You havent much competition

    nodding  There, is that.

Indeed

              So for sake of conversation  Im not standing here mumbling to myself  rather appear musin . .

. . Am I a muse?

A thought

     Am I . . . amusing?

Lets not twist things into a knot

                                       Awright

Whard he go

Why is he a he?

chuckled

              For some unknown reason  Ive thought tha

That was with a different thought.

Ah

      I hadnt realised

Now you know.

Thank you

You’re welcome.

                     It is wise to be the master of your domain. chuckledhard   nearly aspirating

    Seinfeld  Contest 

recovering sputtered  Damaugh . . dam . augh . . . dammit . . can’t get anything past you.

Nein

          It was a softball

    Whard he go

Obviously, he, if a he, shouldn’t have gone anywhere.

 

 

What?

          Look awfully deep in thoughtanother . . thought.  Share?

    Risen

A god squirrel?

Whadaya think

Methinks then, He was a She.

    She God Squirrel

Jah.

           She God.

Im down                                                                                                             

150preferred,  Wednesday,  3  6. 26

0916,  Monday,  15  6. 26

Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhg-htVnJ0

Kramer’s OUT  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61zJHstzOoY

Elaine’s OUT  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ykCeX7IuUM

Gentlemen

            Lets pullback realtight  taut  right now

    he didnt suffer gentleman said to his face let alone suffer it from a piece of paper taped to the top of a toilet tank

Put the seat back down if you’ve lifted it up.

had he been assign to author the note hed have printed  Slobs

Piss on the seat. We will find you. Tie your cock in a knot.

Every time a man uses this restroom we IMMEDIATELY go in to examine if they dribbled on the seat.

If so, we’ll make you return and clean it up spic and span.

We have mace.

We have a stungun.

We engender thorough, brutal, malice.

Authorities have been notified of our intentions; have been notified we will not act unless provoked.

    obviously

                 he wasnt a gentleman

less obvious

he had an Irish twin brother and five sisters two older  three younger

                                                                                they were savages

if savage was required

 

cock in a knot

mace

stungun

brutally malicious

provocation

he or his brother hinted dare look crosseyed at one of their sisters

                                                                         bitchslapped

                                                                          coldcocked

their parents siding with the girls

of good Eastern European stock

one had to go deep into their psyche  way down

                                                      to find any sense scintilla of humour

to his mind

               Gentlemen would be getting off light at this laboratory clinic

1348,  Wednesday,  27  5. 26

2120,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

    stumbling   . . . cog . cogni . . zant

Hows it spelled broheim submitted to his iPhone willing to accept AI Assistant  Howya spellintha

                                                                             C  O  G  N  I  Z  A  N  T

Cognizant

            Not the word were lookin for C  O  G  N  O kindalike nous Greek  Intellect  Common sense

I deferbelieve  in common sense

                                    Try again it killed him the phone was involved   C  O  G  N  O  S  ?

COGNOS  ?

Jah

        Believe it ends with an I

Cognoscenti ?

Tha sounds right

    Says . . people with superior, highly refined knowledge or expertise in a particular subject, especially in the fine arts, literature, or fashion.

You’re not into fashion.

No.

But fine arts and literature.

Id admit tha

Then you’re a cognoscente, ending with an E. Singular. Versus the plural I.

I had no idea there was a singular

                                         Therefore

Obviously

I am not

You fit the bill.

Twothirds buddyboy

Running for officetwothirds, would get you elected.

I am not

             A common Joe

Theres millionsabillion possibly  like me

    You can’t take a compliment?

I cant

Save it for someone who believes themselves worthy

                                                           Id mistrustem

    You mistrust a compliment.

Jah

       Theres typically something in it forem an Ill not be party

 

You have trust issues.

No

       Easy

I don trust anyone

331preferred,  Saturday,  13  6. 26

1556,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

Three Dog Night  Easy to be Hard  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adPIeQDeCsU

eyeballs I-balls  having their way with himthough  after his own deepest heart reserved for things that shouldnt be there  but were

                        why  ?

    fuck if he knew

he didnt remember them from the topshelves he chose from before coming into this Spaceshouldering past the muscled bouncer who was a clever projection he would call intimidation  but if one isnt   just a normal cat confirming his ticket passport if one wanted to be fancy

he handed him a Bazooka Joe comic  Read the Fortune

                                                            Abandon Hope All Ye Who Bars Him From Entering

he thought whoever liberated it from the etching on the gates of Hell took creative liberty

                                                                                                        As one should

Muscles was a Peppers Ghost  a classic optical illusion

                                                            but Believers

bought In hook line an sinker

Space

              was gonna be a Kick

taking back his comic was saving them for its jackknife offering he said  Stand aside handsome  Comin through

even walking through the apparitionMuscles didnt tip off any of those who followed

                                                                                           evidently

Space was going to have drawbacks dismal disappointments   require Patience

                                                                                        Patience arrived a tad late

he tested his Immortality the subtext he didnt understand until after busting himself up Im mortal and liking wordgames

had he looked closer he may have recognisedthough was too busy being immortal at gingery times  Immoral  hoping someone gathered its subtext subtest   wordgame

    eyeballs playful

                       reading The Genius Myth  Helen Lewis

read quoteunquote Hero-worship endures forever while man endures.

                                                                            historian Thomas Carlyle

On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History

they read  Hero-worship endures forever whilewhite man endures

                                                                            he did say in his deepest heart

                                                                         he deeply understood his entitlement

to be sure  not an item he snatched from the topshelf

1400,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

Gimme a break

                      said that to the pair leering at him

                                                                       they said  It only takes one.

   I woud call one a witness   Not an audience

You know better than that.

I understand wha youre sayin babe but buddyboy here is always bellyaching about spectrumsby degrees anwhen I go extreme with my analogies to drastically paint similarities   he loses his shit

                                                                                                   So

Excuse me all to hell an back when I push back on an audience of one because he thinks hes being so clever

Cant   cant reinforce tha

                           Goes to his head

I’m clever.

Youre a pain in the ass

A clever pain in the ass.

he looked at her

                   Whad I say about reinforcementdon  don encourageim

they sat side by side acting superior  figured they liked their odds

   Ya look like a porcelain salt an pepper set

You the sugar bowl?  buddyboy askedgrinning

Yaoughta ask her

Would you shutup.

Didnt want me to shut my trap thenalmost peeled my scalp

What’s he talking about?

He’s makin’ shi . .

. . I made you

                   Accountabilitys a bitch  Which you are not      No

Was a mightytasty custard creampuff

What’s he talking about?

she sighed

               We slept together. I was interested . curious . . he . . . obliged.

   I did

How did I not know this?

You were at the afterparty at the hotel for Jim an Sharons celebrationtheir reaffirmation of vows after tha rough time they endured

   Yashoud recall

                                   We werent interested in an audience

after2PM,  Saturday,  14  6. 26

1206,  Sunday,  14  6. 26

Prince  Cream  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRLUooLDLgo