. . . that’s some reeal bad shi . .

. . Define  bad shit

You know bad shit.

    Pretend I don

Pretend I havent a clue

                          You can do thatell me your imagination extends to pretending

It does doesnt it

    You didnt pretend as a child

Pretend what?

You were a kid Kids screw the pooch pretending

                                                       Or

Were you so entitled tha all your wants were provided yadidnt need to pretend imagine anythingHell  imagination is currency while you read

    Ya read much as a kid  voyage with the characters

Hardy Boys.

Mysteries

             They didnt voyage  Not to the best of my recollection

Thasaid I quit readinem threefour in  No wonder series trilogies franchises turn me off

                                                                                           Methinks three is possibly as good as it gets if tha

    I didn’t get everything I wanted.

Ya get a car for your sixteenth birthday

 

 

Bad shit  Tell me

 

I'm not playing.

Number one 

                Actually its a good shit  Turds

OhChris . .

. . Im sure he did

Bad shit Theres diarrhea   Explosive

You’re disgustin . .

. . Im discussin  Ya havent opened your mouth

    An awfully bad shit

Oozin obviouslymoist rhea collectively with occasional clots chunks a slickjumble of fecal matter thaya cant identify a damn thing you ingested

Cuz yavd looked

                     Bad   Shit

 

What’s your point?

    No point

But since you reacted the way yadid I coudnt stoprestrain myself even if I wanted to

                                                                                           I let it flow

You’re a sick puppy.

Who bought his first car at a police impoundment lot at twenty years old after paying whaever his parents told him to pay as his share of wha his auto insurance cost sixteen years old forward

    such was their feces theses

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1648,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

I think we can put our disagreement to bed once an for all

Which one is that?

Of the teeming many

                             Vet

You’re still gunning after that?

I am

       I find I cant suffer your ignorancebeen the whole of this afternoon  Cant devise why your adamant unless a matter of being contrary

                                      Mary Mary  quite contrary

Keep it upnot a threat  Ill call you Mary here on out

In public

             A man of my word

That is a threat.

I prefer coercion a handsome word on the line

                                                   Cion with a C not an S  Toss T in the mix

Bunch of homophones lavishing drinks on each other suppressing inhibitions lookin to get laid after the bar closes

Perfectly handsome

 

 

Get on with whatever it is how you might convince me.

Vet

      Youre the moneyman producer on whas going to be an expensive filmone you really want to see made youre utterly convincinglysold on the story on the artistic merits the writing a prominent director wanting to be in on the project  phenomenal cinematographer

 

Yes.

 

Word on the street actors are heatedclamouring to be part of it

 

 

Yeahyeah I follow.

The script has long speeches has several scenes where the actors interact without speaking

I know you’ll make me wait, what?

You auditioning 

    Ah, I see.

                   Vetting. 

By any other name woud smell as sweet  Shakespeare

                                                                  Mary

   

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1403,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

Handsome Boy Modeling School  True  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HW7nj-GUZY

She doesnt say but she says

   Gray eminence.

Éminence grise

                   I understand

I didn’t think you’d know.

    I thought you said you didnt underestimate your opponents

Ya tended to give them more credit

Probably why few fistfights

Well, how do you think about it?

Im in I don think

You don’t standback, size up a guy?

Only women Xclusively

                           Thas with an X Not E  X  soya understand me xplicitly   Antha

shook his head like shaking off a punchAnd that?

    Ja

Yeah?  Continue.

Yareally want me to continuedon want to think a moment save yourselfmethinks  a wee bit of embarrassment

stout I said continue.

X  Not E  X

As you said, exclusivel . .

. . An I continued  xplicitly

 

    Oh.

Ja

    A wee bit of blush friend

I do not size up guys

                        Im all in

All in.

         Say he’s huge.

Huge guys have no reason to provoke

                                        Huge  Provoke   Countin on intimidation

I don intimidate

Got the win scars lose scars to prove  he chuckled

                                                   Good to be a masochist

Youre not sawya flinch

                          Even the word is an owie a boo boo  hurts

Which is okay

                 

Pain tolerating it  is different for everyone

                                              I happened in knowin I grabbed xtrathick skin off the top shelf

 

    No E?

No  Youre learnin

Éminence grise

                  Person who exercises power clandestinely  behind the scenes 

In her case

Her leverage   

                Sex

 

Wednesday afternoon,  8  6. 25

1255,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

You have to remind me

                        Whawas the bit about the welldone filet mignon the pounds an pounds  A holiday meal wasnt it

It was. We decided to changeup Thanksgiving.

he laughed

            Thas it  Gotta tellya man the face yajust made is the exact face you made when you first told me this story

Curious I can remember the face but struggle to recall the circumstances

                                                                              I remember you dropped the ball admitted ya didnt intercede

Probably because I woud have told my sister to blow meNo way

You and your family, the way you talk to each othe . .

. . The way I talk

                   I cant tolerate bullshitsuffer fools

But thas me

Certainly certainly not you

                              Or apparently yours

    Again please

Her husband called and asked about what time dinner was. He was forty minutes away. She told hi . .

. . Rex  Rex ruined it wrecked it

Right.

She told him the meal would be ready when he got there.

                                                            anguish in his face Not fifteentwenty minutes later, she puts the meat in.

Twenty kills a filet evenif pounds an pounds

he shook his headeyes were off to yesteryear

                                          I had no idea what she was thinking.

Yet yadidnt step up

No. She bought, brought the meat.

Sorry  Well done filet is criminal

 

We sat down to eat. No Rex.

I don remember this 

                        Wha do you mean

Turns out he wasn’t feeling well, wasn’t coming.

WhatI don remember this at all

Yeah.

       I asked her why she made the filets like that.

And

That’s how Rex likes his.

 

    Ya shoudve had your sister blow ya

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1147,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

Michael Arthur Holloway  Gray Winter Blues  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXP8_fTWjBI

palate

I’m tellin’ ya, the girl has an appetite. Often she eats more than me.

When

When what?

Eats more I coud guess

Guess.

When you take her out for dinner

    She does packs it away.

But you were talkin about a barbecue at your place  T-bones

                                                                 I know the smaller portion is filet

Whas the large its not round or  or  sirloin

No.

    I believe strip.

New Yorks a strip

Yes. I agree.

Then I hope you impressed the hell out of her referred to the T as a filet an New York

I didn’t.

Missed an opportunity

You think?

She insists she has an expensive palate no California sparkling wine for her

That’s true . . that’s true.

You said it went south the Ts werent done enough

Mine plenty, medium rare. When we’re out, she orders, I don’t pay attention to how she has it prepared.

I woud

You would. Why would you?

                                  If you went out.

didnt miss the slight Ya know I don eat out

No.

     You and the, what?ritual.

The process the preparation selection cuttingup cooking

                                                           Why Im good in the kitchen never bothered baking

Though Ill admit Im a sucker for a stonefruit pie

    If you’re in the mood.

If Im in the mood

Know how ridiculous that sounds . . in the mood for dessert?

No

So cut and dry.

Not for everyone

                    Id pay attention  Welldone steak is a waste of steak

Want tha Ill buy ya a hamburger

Yet again, that’s you.

    It went south.

She remedied hers. Was obviously disappointed.

Warmed yours used the microwave

I did.

       She finished hers off on the range.

You didnt take it back outOh Forgot  You propane had shut it down the range more convenient

I offered.

South yasaid

                She screwedup medium went long

She did.

Lemme guess

Again?

           Sure.

She managed to eat the filet an fed the New York to her dog

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1050,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

    crazy    to add to the litany beginning with lovely young lady

                                                                      funny bunny

creeping decrepit ageism

he begins speaking like that he informed his daughter Shoot me shes none the wiser its not an empty threat given his devolving neighbourhood he acquired a handgun and has become alarmingly proficient despite that innarestin’ turn he keeps a honed Bowie knife handaxe ball peen hammer bedside if he need be a barbarian  she laughed Oh, Papa, living a thousand miles apart that’ll be hard, you’ll have to be patient. Besides, they’re absent, nonexistent, if I or anyone were to regard your elucidation.

My elucidation

                  Mymy

You’re very precise, clear, there’s no mistaking your intentions.

Who are you

that laugh was like a dogs bark

                                               then I’m your and Mom’s daughter.

 

Budd . .

. . Yes, wingbudd . .

. . Choke on it

                Gotta quit with tha  Slips  an Im being generous  like tha imperil you

Sounds very old fartish

Fart

       A country for old men

allusion to Cormac McCarthys No Country for Old Men  he loaned him it to read and he liked it very much  wanted to see if hed pickup on tha   honestly  he doubted it

Clever.  Like England English Ireland Irish Poland Polish Scottish.

Sure he wasnt disappointed  simple confirmation

                                              But like I said  or Ill ask  Quit

Ill not be guilty by association

Anif becoming more frequent Ill have to quit your companyan Id rather have it enjoy it

    You’d quit hangin’ around with me fo . .

. . For increased old man verbiage

                                    Ja  I neednt say in a heartbeat or wont let the door hit me in the ass on the way out  headin down the road wont bother checkin the rearview mirror

No.  You’re severe.

An youre not

                   Understand

Adios mewmewchachos a favourite butchering of Spanish a language he doesnt speak

In geste?

Not even ingest see if hed pickup on tha

                                                   honestly

he doubted it

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

0944,  Sunday,  10  8. 25

Ive an idea

              Maybe it can make an inroad into your  whaever it is ya call it

Names I have arent pretty

Man.  Coming again at me out of the blue.

    Its not funny how often you think I occurring out of the blue

                                                                      If only youd remember shit

Frogs Ive pithed have better memories than you

                                                       There it is glared at him healthy harried beleaguered

If I didnt know better Id think you were dense

Catch more flie . .

. . I wouldnt waste honey on you 

                                       Hear my idea

Regarding wha . .

. . Vetting

                Ya still got it assbackwards

I think youll be able to remember it despite your creepin decrepitude that pained him rived his face

ought to pained him every time he had to go to the wellretrieve the bucket he left in its throat insisting he had no idea where it was  Its simple  Heads tails simple

Heads. Tails.

Swear

 

Im listening.

Wanna write it down on top your hand in permanentnothing is black Sharpie magic marker

If it’s as simple as you say, no.

guess hed discover who was simpler

                                Awright  Vet an bet

Vet and bet?

Ja

     Hopefully we can correct your bet an vet assbackwardness

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

2203,  Saturday,  9  8. 25

Haveya asked

without reply returned him a healthy harried beleaguered glare

    You havent asked

Asked what?

Ive been  You were supposed to too

                                        Your memory

Not your strong suit

So rather than saying you insult me.

You take insultexception thas on you   My function is to relate whas true

                                                                                  Yatake issue  umbrage

On you man

 

    Bald men with beards

Oh . . . I remembe . .

. . Now

           You havent

You have?

Ja   I have

I ask when I come uponem   When convenient

Been punched?

Is tha why you havent ask  Forgot   Fraid

                                              Whas to fear   Its like many things  In the deliver

No.      I didn’t remember.

    Ja

 

 

And what have you found?

My girlfriend likes its my wife likes it   My boyfriend likes it

                                                                          Im compensating

Several have readily admitted compensation

                                               Makesem feel masculine    They say strong

Hair  Think Ill have to rephrase  introduce Samson

    Maybe give away a few free ass jawbones     

                                                    Incentivise     Induce

 

Who wants to look like a cueball, right?

Yaoughta ask

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1548,  Saturday,  9  8. 25

You know what’s said about your ongoing citation of extreme situations?

    Tha my analogies magnify  save time

                                                     They get to the point in an awful hurry

No.

    What you do is called regression to the mean, the mea . .

. . The average  Ja   Got it

                                        Regression

Yes.  Take your extremes.

                              If we were to take another sampleif you would . . .

Ja  Go    Im listenin

That next sample on the same item you magnifiedto use your word . . .

 

Waitin on someone to turn your queue cardwha

That next sample . . . would regress to the mean.

Skew towards balance

    In a word.

You understand Im not lookin for balance

                                               Im blatant

My argument isnt minimised  is not regressed

May ya enjoy your  sample

                               Progress

Not progress he couldnt believe he snickered

Shall we talk about negative acceleration?

Deceleration   Ohyoull love this

                                       Retard – ation

Tough aint it

                   Whenya get your way pickin an old scab

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1314,  Saturday,  9  8. 25

Dorothy  Tombstone Town  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf684IRPWGo&list=PL9tY0BWXOZFvrS_oXmav-as9fy3lt1i34&index=33